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The Scoundrals As Vessels, or S.A.V., is just that; a lame parody of a Sport Utility Vehicle. But it is slightly different, as the S.A.V. is equipped with poorly drawn roof-mounted cannons. | The Scoundrals As Vessels, or S.A.V., is just that; a lame parody of a Sport Utility Vehicle. But it is slightly different, as the S.A.V. is equipped with poorly drawn roof-mounted cannons. | ||
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Revision as of 23:08, 30 August 2009
Since childhood, Chris has been a fan of Transformers, and many Transformers related things. Naturally, it comes as no surprise that has tries to combine some of thoes elements into his fantastic little world. As a result, we now have the "Cwcville Autobot Defense Squad", an elite fleet of Autobots that strive to protect CWCville from "Decepticlones", the evil forces of Mary Lee Walsh and her Jerkops.
Son-Chu
Main article: Son-Chu
Son-Chu is the pet name for Chris's "Quick-Footed, well-armored '94 Escort"; the Soichu Mobile. Son-Chu is armed with Plasma Pistols, an Energon Sword and a Roof-Shield.
Prower
Prower is motorcycle belonging to Punchy Sonichu. Prower is a ninja based character, which corresponds perfectly with Punchy's racist depiction.
Bumble-Lumba
The one with the stupid name. Apparently modeled after a Volkswagon beatle, or "Bug Car" as far as Christian is concerned, Bumble-Lumba delivers pizza and kicks ass with stingers.
Excelina
Excelina is a female motorbike, the eqiivalent to Rosebud in the shitty Airbuddies series. She punches and uses Sniper-style powers. Possibly owned by Crystal Weston Chandler (sister) or Megan, but this is uncofirmed.
Armoraxe
A van of unknown origins, Armraxe is a "real Guitar Hero", who uses musical weapons to fight the enemy.
Decepticlones
There are also some two bit villians in here. (Chris most likley wouldn't give two cents for them.) They are the Decepticlones, an obvious parody of Decepticons.
Crackder
Evil jets that fly around and terrorize the country side.
Punislav
The Jerkop police car. They are brown, because everyone knows the TRUE and HONEST Police are associated with the color blue.
Scoundrals As Vessels
The Scoundrals As Vessels, or S.A.V., is just that; a lame parody of a Sport Utility Vehicle. But it is slightly different, as the S.A.V. is equipped with poorly drawn roof-mounted cannons.