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'''Christian Weston Chandler Interview''' was Chris's first public interview that occurred sometime before the [[2008]] Elections that was conducted through the [[PSN]]. | '''Christian Weston Chandler Interview''' was Chris's first public interview that occurred sometime before the [[2008]] Elections that was conducted through the [[PSN]]. | ||
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Christian Weston Chandler Interview was Chris's first public interview that occurred sometime before the 2008 Elections that was conducted through the PSN.
Notable is Chris's genuine concern that Barack Obama, if elected, would paint the White House black, in addition to denying that the medallion was destroyed.
We also catch a fleeting glimpse of Snorlax in her only video appearance to date.
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Transcript
Interviewer 1: So, um, what do you think of Barack. Just tell me, please.
Chris: I just don’t care much for him.
Interviewer 1: Why, you now. why. Be specific, man. You’re smart.
Interviewer 2: Yeah, you’re a smart guy.
Chris: Well…there’s a theory that, uh, if Obama went to the White House he would probably paint it black.
[Obnoxious rap song depicting Obama in front of a black White House, flying a KFC flag with large buckets of KFC over the front lawn.]
Interviewer 1: But, why do you think he’s going to pain the white house black. Just, why? I mean it’s like me painting my house green for no damn reason
Interviewer 2: It’s cause you like pickles.
Chris: [sigh] Can we not talk about pickles, please?
[Jump cut]
Interviewer 2: Are you aware that people on YouTube are, uh, claiming that they stole your medallion?
Chris: Hmm…It’s on me right now, so there...so, uhh, that’s all lies.
Interviewer 2: They said something about you made another one and it’s two times bigger like…like, uhh…It’s false, isn’t it? Because it’s on you, right?
Chris: Yeah, it’s mostly…yeah it’s mostly false. Yeah.
Interviewer 2: Mostly false? I mean, what’s…what’s not false about it, then?
Chris: I’d rather not talk about it and don’t worry about it. I mean…I mean they’re just blowing off smoke and uhh…they’re jealous of, ya know, some of my success and what not so it’s just best to ignore them. Don’t worry about them.
Interviewer 2: Golden. That’s golden.
[Jump cut]
Interviewer 2: Damn, Chris. Sonichu and, uh, the Jiggliami medallion, I’m just glad they’re all safe, ya know. They…they go me going there when they showed me those medallions. I mean they look exactly like the one you had. Like, I was fooled. Like, this is why I asked you because they were picture-perfect.
Chris: [under his breath] Alright, mmm hmm.
Interviewer 2: So how did, how did that get into his possession, like uhh…you sent it to Blanca and how did they get it, how did it get to their possession in the first place?
Chris: They were, they were living nearby here and they just intercepted the mail.
[Jump cut]
Interviewer 2: Wow. What’s up with the pickles, dude?
Chris: I hate pickles
Interviewer 2: Who is the man in the pickle suit?
Chris: I don’t know who that guy is and I don’t think I really would care to know.
Interviewer 2: I mean, there’s actually someone in a pickle suit that you know and you hate him.
Chris: Yeah, I don’t know who that person is.
[Jump cut]
Interviewer 2: I’m sorry. I just wanted to ask you, like, what do you, like, do you hate gay people?
Chris: Yeah
[Clip of Chris Crocker crying, “you bastard”]
Interviewer 2: You hate gay people.
Chris: Yeah.
Interviewer 2: Oh, okay.
[Jump cut]
Interviewer 2: Alright.
[ Barbra presumably walks into Chris’s room. Chris sets his camera down on his bed]]
Chris: Hi mom. I’m alright. How are you.
[Chris and Barb talk as the interviewers laugh to themselves]
Barbra: You should be sorry, too. [mumbling]
Chris: I’m talk…I talking to a couple of people on the internet on the PlayStation Network…Well…I’ll consider it. I’ll talk to you later. (picks up his camera) Alright, well, that was my mom. She went in and left.
Interviewer 2: Yeah, we saw that, Chris.
[Jump cut]
Interviewer 2: Ya know, you’ve got to be a respectable person.
Chris: Yup.
Interviewer 2: Yeah. Yup. A person that, uh, you know, we have to be, uh, we have to be, uh, you know, respectable people. We can’t be pickles.
[Obnoxious audio clip of someone shouting "WHAT THE FUCK...?" followed by a "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" and footage of a mushroom cloud exploding.]