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[[File:Pedo_exposure.jpg|thumb|left|Scaring children away since 1999.]] | [[File:Pedo_exposure.jpg|thumb|left|Scaring children away since 1999.]] | ||
Fridays After Five is a large block party/concert that takes place in [[Charlottesville]] from spring until fall. [[Chris]] was recently videotaped there, [[C-Ya Later|enjoying real life for once]]. | |||
'''Fridays After Five''' is a large block party/concert that takes place in [[Charlottesville]] from spring until fall. [[Chris]] was recently videotaped there, [[C-Ya Later|enjoying real life for once]]. | |||
==18 June 2010== | ==18 June 2010== | ||
[[Image:Chrisgirl1.jpg|thumb|left|Chris trying to pick up using his [[Pedofork|skills]]. Picture edited to protect the innocent.]] | |||
Chris went to one of these events and a good samaritan took these videos and pictures of him out in public. According to the man who took these photos, he says Chris wore a shirt that says "I Enjoy Vagina" and was wearing a "gay circular thing" on his hip which is most likely his [[PokeWalker of Fail|Pokewalker]]. | Chris went to one of these events and a good samaritan took these videos and pictures of him out in public. According to the man who took these photos, he says Chris wore a shirt that says "I Enjoy Vagina" and was wearing a "gay circular thing" on his hip which is most likely his [[PokeWalker of Fail|Pokewalker]]. | ||
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[http://www.youtube.com/user/0ArchieBunker0 Watch it on Youtube] | *[http://www.youtube.com/user/0ArchieBunker0 Watch it on Youtube] | ||
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?nkhrmmtjymg Download it] | |||
[http://www.mediafire.com/?nkhrmmtjymg Download it] | |||
Revision as of 02:50, 19 June 2010
Fridays After Five is a large block party/concert that takes place in Charlottesville from spring until fall. Chris was recently videotaped there, enjoying real life for once.
18 June 2010
Chris went to one of these events and a good samaritan took these videos and pictures of him out in public. According to the man who took these photos, he says Chris wore a shirt that says "I Enjoy Vagina" and was wearing a "gay circular thing" on his hip which is most likely his Pokewalker.
At some point Chris pulled back his crude shirt to reveal his flabby gut and female support wear, which he had apparently seen fit to write "Want Woman" on with permanent marker. It's unlikely Chris was aware he was being photographed, which makes the weird posing seen in many of the pictures even weirder, meaning this was his weird-assed way of trying to be normal, or he is truly in the closet.
Gallery
Chris showing off his muscular bosom
Chris trying to look sexy for Da Ladies
A close-up of Chris trying to seduce a pretty young thing. Notice that he hasn't fully removed his shirt. He's too lazy to actually take off his shirt.
A wide shot. Note the little girls who seem to be in shock. And the woman laughing while she's on her cell phone.
Chris has a deep conversation with an 8 year old. She seems to have bested him. Also, DAT ASSCRACK.
LOOK AT THAT GUT GODDAMN
Videos
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