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[[Image:Chrisgirl1.jpg|thumb|left|Chris trying to pick up using his [[Pedofork|skills]] | [[Image:Chrisgirl1.jpg|thumb|left|Chris trying to pick up using his [[Pedofork|skills]].]] | ||
Chris went to one of these events and a good samaritan took these videos and pictures of him out in public. According to the man who took these photos, he says Chris wore a shirt that says "I Enjoy [[Vagina]]" and was wearing a "gay circular thing" on his hip which is most likely his [[PokeWalker of Fail|PokéWalker]]. | Chris went to one of these events and a good samaritan took these videos and pictures of him out in public. According to the man who took these photos, he says Chris wore a shirt that says "I Enjoy [[Vagina]]" and was wearing a "gay circular thing" on his hip which is most likely his [[PokeWalker of Fail|PokéWalker]]. | ||
Revision as of 12:42, 19 June 2010
Fridays After Five is a large block party/concert that takes place in Charlottesville from spring until fall. Chris was recently videotaped there, enjoying real life for once.
18 June 2010
Chris went to one of these events and a good samaritan took these videos and pictures of him out in public. According to the man who took these photos, he says Chris wore a shirt that says "I Enjoy Vagina" and was wearing a "gay circular thing" on his hip which is most likely his PokéWalker.
At some point Chris pulled back his crude shirt to reveal his flabby gut and female support wear, which he had apparently seen fit to write "Want Woman!" on with permanent marker. It's unlikely Chris was aware he was being photographed, which makes the weird posing seen in many of the pictures even weirder, meaning this was his weird-assed way of trying to be normal.
Gallery
Chris has a deep conversation with an 8 year old. Also, DAT ASSCRACK.
A wide shot.
A close-up of Chris. Notice that he hasn't bothered to fully remove his shirt.
LOOK AT THAT GUT GODDAMN
Chris trying to look sexy for Da Ladies
Chris showing off his muscular bosom
Videos
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