User:MasonXIX

Chris can see the FUTURE.

COINCIDENCE? FUCK YOU

I was only introduced to the Chris-chan this year. As I have the Assburgers, I have noted some very real similarities between myself and Chris. However, in many other ways, I am his inverse. I am a strong, free-thinking, smart and talented STRAIGHT gentleman with an Iro (Irish 'fro) and badass muttonchops.

In the future, The Mason shall defeat the Chris-chan in glorious combat, and shall lay waste to his army of Sonichus. You shall see.

Americunt: This user is an Americunt and refuses to use unnecessary vowels. Uncle Sam would be proud!

Ass Burger This user has Asperger's Syndrome and tries to take the Shine and Limelight away from True Autistics.

JERK This user is a JERK and takes away all the girls.

Observer This user is taking it Easy. They have followed Chris-Chan's movements, but hasn't contributed to the trolling efforts.

Pedofork This user is not a Pedofork, you dorks.

Troper This user would edit the CWCki, but is too busy browsing TV Tropes.

White This user is white and finds Chris's race relations embarrassing.