Song for Jackie.MOV
Song for Jackie.MOV is a very strange video uploaded 16 September 2010. In another failureific attempt to impress Jackie, Chris dons Blackface and a towel on his head while "singing" to "Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm" by Crash Test Dummies. Note that "singing" is in quotes because Chris's grating mumblings make even Chris's ill-fated music career sound like a classically-trained soprano by comparison. He rounds out the performance with an impromptu minstrel song, his masculine bosoms flailing wildly with each gyration. At this point, Jackie's reaction is unknown...
Video
| Song For Jackie | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 16 September 2010 |
| Subject Matter |  Music,  Sex,  Niggos
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| Performance Style |  Crazy
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| Saga |  Jackie
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| Shirt |  The Trucker
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Transcript
'Ello. I am glasses wearing genie, Mr. Popo. [nods and folds his arms, then turns on audio.] I tell you a story. It is a good story. You will enjoy story.
[starts 'singing' ] Once there was this boy [flashes manboobs] who was born with some autism and yet made a few friends, but after his high school years he...lost...his friends and was troll tortured. By bullies who were jealous of his material things [wiggles his head from side to side and waggles his finger] Nonononononono. [hums]
Once there was this girl who continued to have friends long after high school. She could have had her pick of men. Then she found the wayward lost boy. They matched up very well, heavenly matched... Loooove, he was so[?]...
And both [starts to say 'boy', turns it into 'girl'] boirl and boy were glad when they both saw each other's eyes. When they met up! They both thought of each other. Very often! They had enjoyed each other's company sweetly. Oh, roller coaster ecstasy. In fantasy, their days were simple and they looked to be married and have their own boy. And girl. It's true! Wait for marriage invitations!
[Suddenly animated, imitating fiddle player] And there ain't no saints on de fiddle, no saints on de fiddle like this! Ain't no saints on de fiddle, no saints on de fiddle like this!
[begins to dance what is most likely a continuation of whatever Minstrel Song he saw; a mockery of African aborigional dancing] Asanyoheywahwah hohoheyahoh! Asanyoheywahwah hohoheyahoh!
And there ain't no saints on de fiddle, no saints on de fiddle like this! Ain't no saints on de fiddle, no saints on de fiddle like this!
Asanyoheywahwah hohoheyahoh! Asanyoheywahwah hohoheyahoh!
[spoken] Happy loving! Between me and Jackie! I love you sweetheart. Boing!