Dating ad.mp4

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This article relates to a recent Chris-related event. As a result, there may be many CWCki users trying to contribute and the content of the article may change rapidly.

Dating Ad.mp4, as its title suggests, is a personal advertisement that Chris recorded sometime in 2008. In the recording, Chris awkwardly tells listeners his situation and what he wants in a potential sweetheart. It should be noted that Chris stopped himself from mentioning the preferred ethnicity of his future girlfriend.

This particular recording, albeit nothing out of the ordinary when it comes to Chris's love quest, is unique due to the fact that it took years for it to be finally discovered in November of 2011.

Video

dating_ad.mp4
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Stardate 2008
Subject Matter SexSex Sex
Performance Style ReasonReason Reason
Saga BlancaBlanca Blanca


Transcript

"My name is, uh, Christian. I'm, uh, currently twenty six years old. I'm looking for a, uh, boyfriend-free...woman to be my sweetheart from the ground-up. Preferably, uh...one who's...well...well...uh, nevermind about preference.

But anyway, uh...definitely smoke-free, non-alcoholic, and, uh.....yeah, b-you know, just an honest, sweet girl to be my, to be my sweet qu-sweetheart quality.

[Silence, new recording begins]

So, uh...yeah. [Clears throat] Send me a message if, uh, you're interested. Have a good day.