Patreon announcement
As the name would suggest, this video was uploaded by Chris to announce his opening of a Patreon account. To commemorate the occasion, Chris made a drawing of the Patreon icon. Upon realizing his PlayStation camera flips the image, Chris gratuitously turns his drawing over in attempt to compensate.
Chris’s expectations of Patreon are bafflingly to say the least. He sets the outrageous goal of a quarter million dollars, offering worthless rewards in return. Notable, however, is that Chris admits his mother blames him for their appalling financial situation—a fact which Chris fails to show even the slightest remorse.
Chris wholly expects other people to solve all of his financial woes—even worse, he expects this without offering anything in return. After years of people lecturing him about his abhorrent expenditure on useless crap, Chris finally addresses the elephant in the room—that his room is in fact filled to the brim with expensive children’s toys. Humorously, Chris dramatically outstretches his hands and declares that everything his room is off-limits to his patron supporters.
Video
| Patreon announcement | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 30 November 2016 |
| Subject Matter |  Handouts
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| Performance Style |  Reason
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| Saga |  Financhu Crisis
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| Shirt |  I'm Done Adulting
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| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous CWC vs Koas |
next The Alpha Trion/"Young Warrior" Challenge |
Description
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Now accepting Donations on my Patreon Page[1] |
Transcript
"Hello everybody on the internet! This is Christine Chandler coming to you live from home once again with a n- important announcement. To try to help out with finances here at home, I have set up a Patreon account which there's a link- there will be a link in the description down below. And here's the... icon and... you know, with the light shining through it... I can't help the reflective way it goes backwards. Anyway, I'm on Patreo- I'll be on Pa- I'm on Patreon now- by the time I set this video to public, link will be in the description below. The large donations made through the will be greatly- greatestly appreciated. The goal is two hundred fifty thousand dollars, the fifty thousand extra is allowance for future savings account and what-not. But anyway, the big goal is the two hundred fifty thousand dollars to off the mortgage, all our debts, and what-not, so I can recover from that strife, because that has been a [intelligible expression] around here. My mother keeps bothering me about a lot of it is "my fault" and yadda yadda ya. Hm. Anyway. On Patreon. Everyone that donates can request a video and will be able to add me onto their Skype. And... the larger the donations the quicker we can get to the goal, the faster I'll be able to feel creative again, and actually be able to do better gifts towards- for- towar- everybody, because I can't offer much for- much for right now, and I'm serious about that. And that's regardless of everything in my background here, mmmk? OK."
References
| ⇐ CWC vs Koas | Chris's videos | The Alpha Trion/"Young Warrior" Challenge ⇒ |