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Laws are rules established by a society to protect its members and ensure the orderly function of society. Their observance is usually maintained by law enforcement and penalties are placed on those who disobey the laws.

For Chris, however, these just serve as another deterrent in his endless quest for china and a weapon with which to threaten his real and supposed enemies.

As of 2017, Chris has six misdemeanors – three from hitting Michael Snyder with his car, one from macing the Yellow-Shirted Foe and two from failing to acquire proper tags for his dogs.

2018 adds a new misdemeanor to the list – trespassing after being forbidden from the Charlottesville Fashion Square. After a whopping 11 continuances, he was placed on a Therapeutic Docket. Ever since that year as well, he has been repeatedly sued for failing to pay debt.

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