CWCki:Frequently Asked Questions

Introduction

In the world of Chris-chan, new people are being inducted into the horrors every day. Some of these people have simple questions that the veteran Miscreant might be answer with the greatest of ease. However, people hate being asked the same question time and time again, so this page shall serve as a quick database of some of the common questions encountered.

All the questions can probably be answered in more detail than they appear here, which should be an incentive for you to go peruse the wiki and learn all you can about everyone's favorite manchild.

Questions and Answers

1) Does Chris drink or do drugs?

No, he has consistently been against smoking, drug-use, and drinking.

2) Why doesn't he just get a fucking prostitute?

He wants true and honest love. Also, prostitutes are expensive, and he wants a mothering companion.

3) What's the deal with Sonic, anyway?

He likes kids games, and he won a Sega contest that allowed him to stock up on Sonic titles.

4) Is he a furry?

Definite maybe. He states that he does not consider himself one, however he admits to being turned on by Rosechu (not as much as a human female, natch).

5) Aren't the people who spend so much time dedicated to ruining his life worse than him?

Yeah, if you're a communist. Are you a communist?

6) Well, it seems pretty sad to mock an autistic guy.

Not a question, but we don't mock him because he's autistic.

7) Why then?

Because he's a racist homophobe who wastes your tax money.

8) I want to save him!

It's impossible to redeem or save Chris, and you should not hope to accomplish it.

9) How do you know?

Because better people than you have tried and accomplished nothing, as you can plainly see.

10) Is he really autistic?

He was, at the very least, clinically diagnosed with autism. However, he almost certainly makes the problem out to be worse than it is and would be able to function with no difficulty in real life if he so chooses.

11) Okay, I think I get the picture. Where can I learn more about this guy?

Well, right here at the fine wiki of course. If you really want to induct yourself into the horrors of Chris, I would recommend starting with where it began for most of us: the Megan Saga and the release of email correspondence between the two.

Good night and good luck.