Piedmont Virginia Community College

The public education system has failed us miserably...

Piedmont Valley Community College, the realm of the evil witch Mary Lee Walsh, is the educational institution where Chris earned an Associate's in Applied Science and a CADD certificate in addition to making the Dean's List.^[1] Mary Lee Walsh, in her role as student dean, gave Chris a difficult time on his love quest and at points shattered his heart, lowering its level to nearly zero. Chris in turn made her a character in his comics and inspired the villain group the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens.

Kicked Out of English

When he realized that "Wednesday's Child" from English class is a story about an autistic girl who brutally murders people, Chris told his male professor that by golly, he is autistic too! The prof then ejected Chris from that class on 24 February 2003, Chris's 21st birthday. According to Chris, the reason was the prof's misunderstanding and fear of autism. Chris cried and later passed the course with a female professor.

Other than re-enforcing Chris's hate of men, this event is what made Chris start his love quest.^[2]

Kicked Out of College

The college itself is intolerant of those who are love questing, and makes extra effort to cockblock any males on its campus by brutally censoring any signs that show the least bit of romance.

By mid-October 2003, Chris had been using his Attraction Sign for 2 months without success for his love quest. Mary Lee Walsh, under the impression that Chris was soliciting sex, seized the sign, yelled at him in a very violent manner, and harshly criticized his methods. Chris made a new sign only to have Walsh sabotage his plot again in a few weeks. This served only to make Chris rage and spam the college with his ads. As a result, Walsh gave Chris a stern lecture, banned him from PVCC for a year, made him take an anger management course, and forced him to see a shrink.^[3]

Graduation

After five years ~~of hard work~~ to get his two year degree, he graduated with an Associate in Applied Science and a CADD certificate.

Compared to his high school graduation, he didn't seem to give a fuck.

You think this was Chris on his college graduation? No, this is from high school.
No, THIS is Chris at his college graduation. Such is his disdain for college, he's wearing the fucking medallion and he's wearing the same damn shirt of fail he draws himself in.
Chris doesn't give a fuck and he disrobed himself like a little kid.
His Associate of Applied Science degree.
His CADD certificate. Chris insists this is a degree but the Commonwealth of Virginia begs to differ.