User:Mr Flylice

When no one else understands what the fuck Chris is saying, I do. Certified for employment as a Cat IV cryptological linguist- chooses to spend time researching the internet's favorite manchild.

Armed Forces This user is a member of the military, and is required to maintain a flat top haircut.

Americunt: This user is an Americunt and refuses to use unnecessary vowels. Uncle Sam would be proud!

Operation Mailbag This user contributed to the Mailbag and had their e-mail answered by Chris.

STRAIGHT This user is STRAIGHT. The men like dykes and china while the women like pickles & balls. Unlike Chris, they don't mind da homos.

Christian This user is a Christian and has accepted GodJesus as his/her savior.

JERK This user is a JERK and takes away all the girls.

Transcriber This user transcribes videos, and has no doubt become insane from regular exposure to Chris's fail.

I am a box I cram key points into a nutshell.