When no one else understands what the fuck Chris is saying, I do. Certified for employment as a Cat IV cryptological linguist; chooses to spend time researching the internet's favorite manchild.
This user is a member of the military, and is required to maintain a flat top haircut.
|Americunt: This user is an Americunt and refuses to use unnecessary vowels. Uncle Sam would be proud!|
This user contributed to the Mailbag and had their e-mail answered by Chris.
This user is STRAIGHT. The men like dykes and china while the women like pickles & balls. Unlike Chris, they don't mind da homos.
This user is a Christian and has accepted GodJesus as his/her savior.
This user is a JERK and takes away all the girls.
This user transcribes videos, and has no doubt become insane from regular exposure to Chris's fail.
|Misses Old Chris|
This user misses Chris's old shenanigans, and never wanted it to get this depressing.
I am a box
I cram key points into a nutshell.