Attraction images

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The Attraction images are a set of photos that Chris took in 2005 for the express purpose of attracting a boyfriend-free girl. Despite the fact they are ludiucrously embarrassing, Chris still believes they are an honest representation of himself and continues to use them on dating profiles or on Craigslist.

Relics

The photoset displays some embarassing Relics of Fail that Chris remains worringly proud of, including:

• Sonichu medallion.
• Gitar of Fail.
• Belt Buckle of Fail.
• Clown shirt.

Gallery

• HisOwnWords.jpg

  Chris's favourite picture of himself.

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  Way past cool!!

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  Shredding some hot licks on my gui-tard!!

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  THERE IS NO WITTY CAPTION FOR THIS

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  Baby got back!

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  Are you craving my delicious inner thighs?

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  I've been waiting for you...