User:Lysistrata

Well, what can I say that nobody else has said about Chris? I'm just as fascinated as everyone else by the triumphs and failures of our beloved manchild. It also amuses me to no end, imagining how much he'd hate me, given that I'm a DAMN HOMO, PIZZA-FACED ATHEIST AND AN ASPERGERS FAKER WHO'S TAKING THE SHINE AND LIMELIGHT AWAY FROM TRUE, HONEST AUTISTICS!

But more than that, I find Chris himself, well...fascinating. Because even today, he's utterly unpredictable; you never know, on any given day, whether he'll do absolutely nothing, or something that'll completely change his life, even if it's almost invariably for the worst. How many people alternate between being reviled and being pitied so quickly, or so often? How many people continue to surprise like he does, even after all these years? In this sense, Chris kinda does have some justification in thinking he's special - it's just not for the reasons he'd like to think he is.

Armchair Psychologist This user analyzes Chris's psyche WAAAY too much and should just accept that Chris is insane.

Atheist This user is a pizza-faced atheist and does not believe in God nor the Bear.

Britfag: Tito got no luck against this user, who is British.

Grammar Nazi This user edits the CWCki to exterminate all typos and grammatical errors. HEIL GRAMMAR!

Homo This user is a homosexual and likes pickles. Magi-Chan is watching you masturbate.

Ass Burger This user has Asperger's Syndrome and tries to take the Shine and Limelight away from True Autistics.

Observer This user is taking it Easy. They have followed Chris-Chan's movements, but hasn't contributed to the trolling efforts.

PS3 This user is in possession of a life upgrade, and treats it with the respect it deserves - unlike Chris.