Barbara Chandler
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| “ | Get off. Before I go off. | ” |
| Barbara Chandler to Chris, private Skype chat with Sarah May | ||
Chris's mother. Constantly babies and tells Chris how handsome he is. Believes that he is so irresistible to women, Panda will not stop kissing him once she meets him. She is also the mother of Cole Smithy but has no idea who the father is because she's Maury Povitch trash.
She is extremely paranoid of Chris's online misadventures which, while ruining the fun for trolls, does seem to indicate that she's not entirely stupid.
Has not slept with Bob Chandler for some many years.
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