Nathanael Greene Elementary School
Nathanael Greene Elementary School is an elementary school in Stanardsville, Virginia, a 130,680 sq. ft town (seriously), which basically consists of a highway intersection. It's named for the Revolutionary War hero Nathanael Greene. Chris attended fourth-grade classes at this school. To this day he consistently misspells the school's namesake as "Nathaniel Greene," so he obviously learned a lot there!
Chris was pulled out of the school by his father Bob after telling Bob that he had become homophobic due to sitting on the homosexual principal's lap (srsly). His later hate for homos can be traced back to this incident,[1] despite being far too young (especially for a sheltered retard) to know was homosexuality even is.
“ | they abused me by pinning me to the ground with, uh, their ha--with, uh holding my wrists and my ankles | ” |
Chris on his teachers and principals[2] |
Based on "physical abuse from 5 faculty members", Chris's parents took the case to Greene County court. After the school board threatened to lock Chris away, his family moved to Chesterfield County.[3]
See Also
Principal of Nathanel Greene Elementary School
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