User:Eniggy

Hey everyone, my name's Eniggy.

I'm on a trolling mission to spam CWC's mailbox once or twice a day with emails. If someone can verify that "CWCSonichu@aol.com" is his current email address, tell me in the discusssion.

Basically, I'm going to do this under "================@gmail.com" if you need to know.

First there was a man in a pickle suit, now the banana man is taking vengeance, nyahaha.

-Eniggy, 6:58 PM CST WEDNESDAY 6-16-2010

-Me and my journey through Mega Drive prototype space and time, on Youtube -I go here under Enigmus- why not follow my lil' antics?

Emails' I've sent to Chris

Here's where I post the mindless trolling I'm using for the next time he dare tries to check his e-mail.

And here's a brief plan of how this works:

To understand how to troll an idiot, we must become the idiot. I am posing as someone on an intelligence level as high as his so that after a while, I do a fake apology, and he tries to treat me as a friend. That way, I make it look like he has made a friend, which will get me access to embarassing videos of him he could make.

This is where it gets interesting.

It all starts off with a shock move- send him an attachment in an e-mail full of photos of his house from Google Maps and Streetview, with all Google material cropped out. These will be mixed into the attachment, along with gay porn pictures to spite him at first, with the map pictures after all the gay pictures. This will then lead into atleast two weeks of sending him this until he cracks and makes a video about his paranoia. I'll also use this to extract information, such as the guy from the transformation video and possible access to his Youtube or e-mail account.

Then, when he's finally down at his knees, I'll declare I'm a troll and he's an idiot, and everyone will just laugh as he gets into his usual angry fits, while I sit at my laptop, using the videos he sent me during the "Fake Friend" phase as a way to make him angry.

So, it's gonna be a long one.

The first e-mail- comes off to be someone who might put up with him. Phase 1 Start.

"Hello, I am Greg. And I am a =========.

Believe it or not, I believe PS3 is the best console in all of history. It has the best games of all time. I'm even using several for a crazy PC setup in my house. It's certainly better than that nuke tower shaped 360. I've already disowned 22 Xboxes my friends have this this week, how 'bout you?

Because, like they say in Brooklyn, "Early to bed, early to catch the bagel."

Sincerely,

Greg T. =========, Peace-loving Physicist"

Number two- here's where we get psychotic

"Hey dere mon.

I just took a dump on an Xbox. News at 11.

Also,

MOON COCKS!

TIME FOR THE DICKINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

BALLS! BIG HAIRY BALLS!

AHAHAHAHAHA!

PENIRSE! PENIRSE! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALS!!!

Sincerely, Ballses, the god of Testicular Cancer."

Part III- let's go insane, shall we?

"Hey MAAAAN,

• Do you like this?
• Or how 'bout this?
• Maybe you'll like this?
• I'm sure you'll love this.
• This is enjoyable.
• This is frigging genius.
• THIS IS FUCKING SPARTA!!!
• Okay, this is not pickles, I swear. (WARNING: RICKROLL)
• COMMUNISM. (as in, this place is communism to his moronic brain)

Sincerely, Sgt. =========, commander of the 101st Moon Cock Squadron."

Part Deux x2: Hello Google Translate!

"Hey, wie war freitags nach fünf?

Du weißt, sah sie wie ein Homosexuell Trucker wartet auf ein acht Jahre alter Junge Stengel, über jemanden zu belästigen laufen und dann das Kind und eine Katze in der gleichen Zeit, nicht wahr?

From Russia with lacht, Anführer der Banane "

TRANSLATED: "Hey, how was Fridays after Five?

You know you looked like a gay trucker waiting to stalk an eight-year-old boy, run over someone and then molest the child and 'fiddle' a cat at the same time, right?

From Russia with Lulz, The Banana Leader"

So, that's it for now. Maybe my weirdness will crack his psyche by next month.

Warrior This user is Normal. He/She has contributed to trolling Chris in some way, shape, or form.

STRAIGHT This user is STRAIGHT. The men like dykes and china while the women like pickles & balls. Unlike Chris, they don't mind da homos.

White This user is white and finds Chris's race relations embarrassing.

Scampers This user thinks Scampers is the best Chandler cat! :3

HEXBox This user is the proud owner of a HEXBox. Chris does not approve.

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