You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!

You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!! is the gallery of fail Chris added to his own Encyclopedia Dramatica article in March 2008 ^[1] in a bizarre attempt to presumably show humility. Also, he probably did it because he thought it would appease the trolls, who delight in seeing examples of Chris suffering.

Instead of showing situations demonstrating how he fails in real life, Chris posts various scenes from his comic book subjecting his Mary-Sue character to various misfortunes. How this amounts to self-deprecation, only Chris knows, since Chris sees mild inconveniences like doing chores or being told not to loiter as great trials of adversity. Scenes in his comic where he's anything less than immaculate, he considers ultimate acts of humility.

What Chris fails to understand is that

People can tell the difference between fact and fiction and ex-cathedra proclamations. That clearly shows that the speaker doesn't understand this. That is a little bit unsettling.
Readers actually prefer that fictional characters have some weaknesses (we in the industry call this "depth".) Albeit, they are generally a bit more believable and less crippling than what's seen here.

It is presented here exactly as it originally appeared on ED.