Correction of EX relationship status
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Correction of EX relationship status is a video Chris uploaded on 10 August 2011. Chris uses this video to clarify his references to the Wallflower in previous videos as his ex-girlfriend, instead insisting that she was simply a friend who is female, who he is no longer friends with.
Video
| Correction of EX relationship status | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 10 August 2011 |
| Subject Matter |  Gal Pals,
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| Performance Style |  Reason,  Smug
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| Saga |  Tomgirl
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| Shirt |  Red Muscle Bra, Unknown
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Well, it seems I have gotten a well-wise response to my recent videos...from master Don, of which I will now respond to as sutss. You d-you made a wise descision, Don. I am-as long as I get the money before the end of the month, I will withhold the photographs and the other information. I can promise you that, but miss the deadline...and you certainly don't have to be my slave for a week. I mean, aside from the slave laws and everything. (shakes head) Anyway, I have learned from my esteemed colleague that Thorg, master Jeremy, is still not convinced I mean businesss. Well, just to show you, Jeremy, that I mean businesss, I'm going to reveal a little bit more about you.
Here is a closeup--another closeup of that pho-to-graph zoomed in on your pizza face! (Looks at the picture and fumbles with controller) excuse me a moment. (whispers) alright, (mumbles, as AC gets louder) as well as a zoom-in on a possibly more current, or possibly previous pho-to-graph of yourself. Aaand, I'm gonna reveal a couple of random tidbits about you from my notes!
Once again, Jeremy lives in Can-a-da...and he likes the typical geeky things, without being stereotypical, of course, and not offending anyone of the sort, because I am considerably one myself, because I like Pokemon, Yu-Gi-Oh!, and all- and that sort. Apparently, uh, he is a LARPer. Live action role playing! As it was portrayed in that episode of The Tester! "Oh, look at me, I'm trollicking about! We are going to be warriors and whatnot! Yay, we won the things! And then we're future cops, sent being- mall-for future mall cops! Mall cops of the future! La, la la, la la, la la! We're LARPing about! LARP LARP LARP LARP! LARP. LAAAARP. LARP! Lorp." And we know that the atheist does not like having his mind changed about God. I mean, I gotta tell you, man, God is all-powerful. How do you think the Earss was created aside from the big bang? Who had to put the big bang together? God! And I know from my bible (Shows bible), my hand on it, that between him and Jesus, they're pretty powerful! They're pretty powerful individuals.. and I believe in them. They have- I mean, Jesus has done a lot with his mircales before he had to weigh the cross, which I just empathize with him on that...(closes eyes and inhales through teeth) it's like I can feel the thorns that were drug-that were drudge, plowed through his hands and his feet! Thorn of crowns. Mm. Empathy is a powerful thing.
But...I would certainly not want to be an Atheist, 'cause if I don't have God or Jesus at my-by my side, I would be more lost than I was considerably beforehand! Atheists...are the Devil's spawning, as it would seem! ...And I would certainly would not want to be amrong- amongst them when they are run out of town with the pitchforks and the hace and the fire! As a believer...I would either be a peacem- I would more likely be a peacemaker, but I certainly wouldn't mind being one with the pitchfork, following the crowd and pushing the atheist out of town!
You have until August 31st to reply and follow my demands of admitting...your wrongdoings, and making the public apologies via YouTube video, as I am a-well aware, as I have made note, but apparently the billboard is no longer an option. Anyway, between the YouTube public apology, and leaving the internet alone, AND leaving me, my family, my friends at peace, that is what I demand of you, master Jeremy. (AC gets louder)
Your move. 'Cause if you don't respond by the 31st, (Snaps fingers and opens eyes). I mean business. Check your privileges!
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