WE NEED MONEY FOR MORTGAGE NOW, PLEASE
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On 8 May 2018, Chris and Barb uploaded a series of three videos begging for mortgage money.
WE NEED MONEY FOR MORTGAGE NOW, PLEASE!
| WE NEED MONEY FOR MORTGAGE NOW, PLEASE! | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 8 May 2018 |
| Subject Matter |  Marketing  Handouts
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| Performance Style |  Reason  Tragedy
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| Saga |  Financhu Crisis
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Transcript
Chris: Go.
Barb: Everybody out there, buy things off of Ebay.
Chris: Off of Christine's Ebay.
Barb: Off of Christine's Ebay, to help us pay our mortgage.
Chris: Please.
Barb: Thank you.
SERIOUSLY, BUY THE TOYS FROM ME NOW, PLEASE!
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WARNING! This video features high levels of Tard Rage. |
| SERIOUSLY, BUY THE TOYS FROM ME NOW, PLEASE! | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 8 May 2018 |
| Subject Matter | Marketing Handouts
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| Performance Style |  Rage Tragedy
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| Saga | Financhu Crisis
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| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous WE NEED MONEY FOR MORTGAGE NOW, PLEASE! |
next Please, HELP US! FORECLOSURE RISK HIGH! |
Transcript
Hello, everybody, Christine Chandler coming to you live from home once again, and the mortgage payment is really due tomorrow, and we have to make two month payments this month, and we need - and we need, like, two hundred dollars, so please GET ON EBAY! BUY THE SHIT! BUY THE STUFF! BUY THE THINGS OFF OF EBAY! We need more money! And, by the way, where did the monies go from [rapid and incoherent] a bunch of previous sales recently? Oh, I caught up on the past three months of the Patreon bucks, and the rest of the money had to go towards the bills and everything, okay? So PLEASE, BUY NOW! We NEED mortgage payment! We need food for the rest of the month, buy stuff OFF OF THE EBAY! I gave you my mother, there is no excuse, this is TRUTH, this is NOT A LIE, BUY NOOOOOW!
Please, HELP US! FORECLOSURE RISK HIGH!
| Please, HELP US! FORECLOSURE RISK HIGH! | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 8 May 2018 |
| Subject Matter | Handouts
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| Performance Style | Reason Tragedy
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| Saga | Financhu Crisis
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| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous SERIOUSLY, BUY THE TOYS FROM ME NOW, PLEASE! | |
Transcript
[inhales] Please everyone help uuuuus.[Facepalms, stress grunt](Intelligible) the past six months, I can't talk about it but the money went (intelligible) and we lost a whole bunch of money. [scratches head and grunts] And if we don't pay this mortgage they're gonna foreclose on our houuuuuuuse. Ahh, so please, please help us. Uhh, I'm gonna add more listings later but for now please, [Facepalm] go on to my Ebay and [Hits self in the head repeatedly, whining] buy everything that I have on there right nooooooooooow. Please, help us, help us, help us.
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