Blake

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Blake (aka Black Sonichu)

Originally called Black Sonichu, Blake is the/was arch-nemesis of Sonichu. He is also, inexplicably, Bubbles' boyfriend. However, for some reason, Blake and Bubbles hide it from all of their friends, unknowing that their friends already know about the relationship.

History

Black electric hedgehog Pokemon. He was cloned from Sonichu’s DNA, with an accidental dose of Cherry Cola, in Giovanni’s evil lab. Blachu can run as fast as Sonichu, but of course, they don’t see spark-to-spark.
Blake's original description, Sonichu's News Dash #2


Blake's stats. You know, in case you gave a damn.

He first appeared in issue 1, episode 4. Dr. Robotnik was attempting to clone Sonichu and the cloning process was corrupted by "an accidental does of cherry cola", spilt by Bill The Scientist.

This soda in his DNA changed his fur color to black and red. This makes him an apparent ripoff of Shadow the Hedgehog. Shortly after being created, he was ordered to kidnap Rosechu. Sonic and Sonichu thwarted this plan much to his chagrin. As punishment for kidnapping her, Rosechu kicked him in the teeth, showing what a pussy he really is. He is later thwarted by the Chaotic Combo while trying to steal the Legendary Master Sunstone. In issue five, Blake actually refers to Naitsirhc as his father while mistaking him for CWC. Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc wears a Blake Medallion that allows him to transform into an electric hedgehog.

Name

This is what Chris actually believes

Originally, Blake was just referred to as "Black Sonichu" or "Blachu", but Chris decided to change the name to look like less of the racist piece of shit he is. In the comic why he is suddenly called Blake is never revealed, Chris assuming that everyone would understand why his name is now Blake, everyone just goes with it.

Some argue that Chris was indeed ripping off Jimmy Hill's incarnation of Black Sonichu, who was named "Blake" for some time before Chris started using Blake [1]

Relationships

In episode 18, it is revealed that Blake has a secret romance with Bubbles and that they have sex with raincoats and don't let the rest of Cwcville know. To cover up their relationship, they pretend to fight and he acts like an ass. At the end of the episode he gets raped by a shape-shifting hermaphrodite named Silvana. This rape is meant to be a metaphor on Chris getting trolled by men pretending to be women online. Lulz.


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