Imaginary family
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This article is about Chris' stupid imaginary daughter...
For Chris's stupid imaginary twin sister, see Crystal Weston Chandler (character).
Crystal depicted as a My Little Pony.
Around the age of 21, Chris had multiple dreams in which God and Jesus told him to find a sweetheart to build from the ground up to have his daughter Crystal, named after the illustrious "metal", according to him. In a custom My Little Pony trading card, Chris depicts Crystal as a pony who traveled back in time to help his father find a boyfriend-free girl.
Most likely stems from Chris' desire for pedophilia plus to have a companion who will have to accept him and could understand him.