PandaHalo
| “ | Panda, I know that you are somewhere up there, after the fire, and we will not forget you... But I look to a bright future where Julie and I, will feel that... will feel... will feel that love and then more. |
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| Chris, dumping the freshly burnt corpse of PandaHalo, whilst asking for a ghostly threesome. | ||
Chris's current EX TRUE and HONEST sweetheart. Livesd in South Australia. Definitely not a troll.
During the Blanca saga, she continued to send occasional messages to Chris. After Chris realized his mistake in believing in Blanca, he decided to declare Panda his official and originial girlfriend.
Panda toyed with Chris for a while, discovering how desperate he was for sex. She managed to obtain the first sexual footage of Chris masturbating and audio of Chris talking about his sexual opinions. He also sent Panda a PSP that was originally intended for Megan.
Then Clyde Cash went to Australia and raped Panda. She was carrying Clyde Cash's child which Chris had promised to look after as his own when the wildfires in Australia struck.
Chris has now convinced himself that PandaHalo died in the 2009 Victorian bushfires, even though she lives over 1,000 kilometres away in South Australia.