Sonichu and Rosechu's children
Cerah, Christine, and Robbie are the children of Sonichu and Rosechu. Cerah is the oldest, then Christine, and finally Robbie. [1]
Christine is a "Shining Rosey" according to Chris[2]. A shiny Pokemon is a Pokemon with a different color scheme and accelerated stat growth, as everybody knows and which requires no further disambiguation on Chris's part, because everyone lives, breathes, and excretes Pokemon like Chris does.
The kids' most prominent appearance to date is in the sign Chris drew to show his support for McIntire Park. They've also been seen in a one-page insert in Sonichu Issue 9, as well as begetting a quick mention on page 41 of the same issue. They spend the rest of their time being watched over by their Spanish lesbian nanny, Heather Iglesias, while their neglectful parents waste time trying to assist a hideous manchild in his quest for balls.
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