Cwcville Autobot Defense Squad

Since childhood, Chris has been a fan of Transformers, and many Transformers-related things. Naturally, it should come as no surprise that has tried to combine some of those elements into his fantastic little world.

As a result, we now have the Cwcville Autobot Defense Squad, an elite fleet of Autobots that strive to protect CWCville from "Decepticlones", the evil forces of Mary Lee Walsh and her Jerkops.

Cwcville Autobot Defense Squad

Son-Chu

Son-Chu is the pet name for Chris's "Quick-Footed, well-armored '94 Escort"; the Sonichu Mobile. Son-Chu is armed with Plasma Pistols, an Energon Sword and a Roof-Shield.

Prower

Prower is motorcycle belonging to Punchy Sonichu. Prower is a ninja based character, which corresponds perfectly with Punchy's racist depiction.

Bumble-Lumba

The one with the stupid name. Apparently modeled after a Volkswagon beetle, or "Bug Car" as far as Christian is concerned, Bumble-Lumba delivers pizza and kicks ass with stingers.

Excelina

Excelina is a female motorbike, the eqiivalent to Rosebud in the shitty Airbuddies series. She punches and uses Sniper-style powers. Possibly owned by Crystal Weston Chandler (sister) or Megan, but this is unconfirmed.

Armoraxe

A van of unknown origins, Armoraxe is a "real Guitar Hero", who uses musical weapons to fight the enemy.

Decepticlones

There are also some two bit villians in here. (Chris most likely wouldn't give two cents for them.) They are the Decepticlones, gleefully and obscurely borrowed from the PS2 Transformers video game.

Crackder

Evil jets that fly around and terrorize the country side.

Punislav

The Jerkop police car. They are brown, because everyone knows the TRUE and HONEST Police are associated with the color blue.

Scoundrals As Vessels

The Scoundrals As Vessels, or S.A.V., is just what you'd expect: a lame parody of a Sport Utility Vehicle. The only real difference is that the S.A.V. is equipped with poorly drawn roof-mounted cannons.