List of Chris's PSN video downloads

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Movies, TV episodes, and other PSN video downloads make up a significant fraction of Chris's ongoing PlayStation Network spending spree. Data extracted from his PSN account show that he's bought hundreds of dollars worth of videos, a partial accounting of which follows below.

Almost all of his downloads are animated TV shows and movies, mainly predictable Chris favorites like Family Guy and Adult Swim series. A couple of selections stick out in odd ways, though, particularly Richard Linklater's indie feature A Scanner Darkly, based on the Philip K. Dick novel of the same name. Chris might be a fan of complex postmodern science-fiction stories, but then he also might just download anything and everything that is advertised on G4. It's also possible he thought there would be sexy women in it, as most of the feature films he's purchased that aren't aimed at children are aimed at desperate virgins.

Although Chris's PSN account consists almost entirely of one wasteful impulse buy after another, his video download collection includes some especially obvious examples. He bought every episode (24 in all) of the harem anime series Shuffle! at a price of two dollars an episode, or nearly $50 altogether, when he could have as easily bought the same episodes on DVD from any number of online discount retailers for less.

Add it all up and the tab for Chris's PSN video collection comes to more than $350.

The Videos

2008 Presidential Election Biographies

  • Episode 1, "Barack Obama"
  • Episode 2, "John McCain"

American Dad

  • Season 1, Episode 1, "Pilot"
  • Season 1, Episode 3, "Stan Knows Best"
  • Season 1, Episode 14, "Stannie Get Your Gun"
  • Season 2, Episode 5, "Dungeons and Wagons"
  • Season 3, Episode 1, "Vacation Goo"
  • Season 3, Episode 5, "Haylias"
  • Season 3, Episode 16, "Spring Break Up"
  • Season 4, Episode 6, "Pulling Double Booty"
  • Season 4, Episode 12, "Roy Rogers McFreely"
  • Season 4, Episode 13, "Jack's Back"

Aqua Teen Hunger Force

  • Season 6, Episode 1, "Robots are Everywhere"
  • Season 6, Episode 2, "Sirens"
  • Season 6, Episode 3, "Redickulous"
  • Season 6, Episode 4, "Hoppy Bunny"
  • Season 6, Episode 5, "Laser Lenses"
  • Season 6, Episode 6, "Couple Skate"
  • Season 6, Episode 7, "Dummy Love"
  • Season 6, Episode 8, "The Marines"
  • Season 6, Episode 9, "Bible Fruit"
  • Season 7, Episode 5, "Creature From The Plaque Lagoon"
  • Season 7, Episode 6, "Time Machine"

The Boondocks

  • Season 2, Episode 11, "The Hunger Strike"
  • Season 2, Episode 14, "The Uncle Ruckus Reality Show"

Code Monkeys

  • Season 2, Episode 1, "The Story of 420"
  • Season 2, Episode 4, "Dave Gets Boobs"
  • Season 2, Episode 5, "Valley of the Silicon Dolls"
  • Season 2, Episode 6, "The Kid is Mine"
  • Season 2, Episode 8, "Drunken Office Party"

Family Guy

  • Season 1, Episode 1, "Death Has A Shadow"
  • Season 1, Episode 2, "I Never Met the Dead Man"
  • Season 1, Episode 3, "Chitty Chitty Death Bang"
  • Season 2, Episode 12, "Fifteen Minutes of Shame"
  • Season 2, Episode 14, "Let's Go to the Hop"
  • Season 2, Episode 19, "The Story On Page 1"
  • Season 3, Episode 5, "...And The Wiener Is"
  • Season 3, Episode 8, "Kiss Seen Round The World"
  • Season 3, Episode 10, "Fish Out Of Water"
  • Season 3, Episode 14, "Peter Griffin - Husband, Father...Brother?"
  • Season 3, Episode 18, "From Method To Madness"
  • Season 3, Episode 20, "Road to Europe"
  • Season 4, Episode 4, "Don't Make Me Over"
  • Season 4, Episode 19, "Brian Sings and Swings"
  • Season 4, Episode 22, "Sibling Rivalry"
  • Season 4, Episode 23, "Deep Throats"
  • Season 5, Episode 2, "Mother Tucker"
  • Season 5, Episode 3, "Hell Comes to Quahog"
  • Season 5, Episode 5, "Whistle While Your Wife Works"
  • Season 5, Episode 6, "Prick Up Your Ears"
  • Season 5, Episode 8, "Barely Legal"
  • Season 5, Episode 9, "Road to Rupert"
  • Season 5, Episode 18, "Meet The Quagmires"
  • Season 6, Episode 1, "Movin' Out (Brian's Song)"
  • Season 6, Episode 3, "Family Guy 100th Episode Special"
  • Season 6, Episode 7, "Peter's Daughter"
  • Season 6, Episode 12, "Long John Peter"
  • Season 7, Episode 1, "Love Blactually"
  • Season 7, Episode 2, "I Dream Of Jesus"
  • Season 7, Episode 3, "Road to Germany"
  • Season 7, Episode 4, "Baby Not On Board"
  • Season 7, Episode 5, "The Man With Two Brians"
  • Season 7, Episode 6, "Tales Of A 3rd Grade Nothing"
  • Season 7, Episode 7, "Oceans 3 ½"
  • Season 7, Episode 9, "The Juice Is Loose"
  • Season 7, Episode 10, "Fox-y Lady"
  • Season 7, Episode 11, "Not All Dogs Go To Heaven"
  • Season 7, Episode 13, "Stew-Roids"
  • Season 7, Episode 14, "We Love You Conrad"

GT Bonus Round

  • Season 3, Episode 5, "D.I.C.E. 2009 - The State of the Console War"
  • Season 3, Episode 6, "D.I.C.E. 2009 - User Generated Content & DLC"
  • Season 3, Episode 7, "D.I.C.E. 2009 - The Game Review Process"
  • Season 3, Episode 8, "D.I.C.E. 2009 - The Metacritic Conundrum"
  • Season 3, Episode 9, "GDC 2009 - Gaming in the Recession"
  • Season 3, Episode 10, "GDC 2009 - Gaming in the Recession: On Live & The Used Game Market"
  • Season 3, Episode 11, "GDC 2009 - Gaming in the Recession: The Future of Game Prices"
  • Season 3, Episode 12, "GDC 2009 - Gaming in the Recession: User Questions"
  • Season 3, Episode 15, "E3 Preview - Sony at E3 2009"
  • Season 3, Episode 16, "E3 Preview - Nintendo at E3 2009"

Lucy, the Daughter of the Devil

  • Season 1, Episode 1, "He's Not The Messiah, He's a DJ"
  • Season 1, Episode 2, "Escapeoke"
  • Season 1, Episode 3, "Dildo Factory"
  • Season 1, Episode 4, "Temptasia"
  • Season 1, Episode 5, "Terry the Teratoma"
  • Season 1, Episode 6, "Human Sacrifice"
  • Season 1, Episode 7, "The Busboy"
  • Season 1, Episode 8, "The Special Fathers vs. The Vampire Altar Boys"
  • Season 1, Episode 9, "The Dreamster"
  • Season 1, Episode 10, "Satan's School for Girls"
  • Season 1, Episode 11, "Untitled Monster Story"

Monty Python's Flying Circus

  • Season 1, Episode 1, "Whither Canada"
  • Season 1, Episode 7, "You're No Fun Anymore"
  • Season 1, Episode 8, "Full Frontal Nudity"
  • Season 1, Episode 9, "The Ant, an Introduction"
  • Season 1, Episode 13, "Intermission"
  • Season 2, Episode 1, "Face the Press"
  • Season 2, Episode 2, "The Spanish Inquisition"
  • Season 2, Episode 5, "Live from the Grill-O-Mat"
  • Season 2, Episode 12, "SPAM"
  • Season 2, Episode 13, "Royal Episode 13"
  • Season 3, Episode 7, "Salad Days"
  • Season 4, Episode 4, "Hamlet"
  • Season 4, Episode 6, "Party Political Broadcast"
  • Personal Best, Episode 3, "John Cleese's Personal Best"
  • Personal Best, Episode 5, "Terry Gilliam's Personal Best"

Parks & Recreation

  • Season 1, Episode 2, "Canvassing"
  • Season 1, Episode 3, "The Reporter"

Peanuts Motion Comics

  • Season 1, Episode 1, "Linus for President / The Election"
  • Season 1, Episode 2, "The Sore Arm / Independence Day"
  • Season 1, Episode 6, "Dear Santa / I'm New At It"

RENO 911!

  • Season 1, Episode 1, "RENO 911! 101"
  • Season 1, Episode 10, "RENO 911! 102"

Robot Chicken

  • Season 3, Episode 1, "Werewolf vs. Unicorn"
  • Season 3, Episode 17, "Bionic Cow"
  • Season 4, Episode 1, "Help Me"
  • Season 4, Episode 5, "Tell My Mom"

Scooby-Doo: Where Are You?

  • Season 1, Episode 6, "Scared a Lot in Camalot"
  • Season 3, Episode 2, "To Switch A Witch"
  • Season 3, Episode 10, "Make A Beeline Away From That Feline"

Shuffle!

  • Episode 1, "The Man Who Could Become a God or a Demon!"
  • Episode 2, "I Wanted To See You!"
  • Episode 3, "Do You Remember?"
  • Episode 4, "Egg Omelet of Happiness"
  • Episode 5, "Where I Belong"
  • Episode 6, "Smile!"
  • Episode 7, "Romantic Scramble"
  • Episode 8, "Panty Date"
  • Episode 9, "Survival Swimming at the Beach"
  • Episode 10, "Moonlit Confession"
  • Episode 11, "Girls of Summer"
  • Episode 12, "Frozen Summer"
  • Episode 13, "House of Twilight"
  • Episode 14, "Lycoris"
  • Episode 15, "What Was Regained"
  • Episode 16, "Kikyou"
  • Episode 17, "Honest Feelings"
  • Episode 18, "The One Rin Loves"
  • Episode 19, "Unforgettable Sentiments"
  • Episode 20, "Indelible Sin"
  • Episode 21, "Where Feelings Go"
  • Episode 22, "Towards a New Tomorrow"
  • Episode 23, "The Truth Revealed"
  • Episode 24, "And… What Is Important"

The Simpsons

  • Season 20, Episode 4, "Treehouse of Horror XIX"
  • Season 20, Episode 17, "The Good The Sad & The Drugly"

Sit Down, Shut Up

  • Season 1, Episode 1, "Pilot"
  • Season 1, Episode 2, "Miracles are Real"

South Park

  • Season 10, Episode 8, "Make Love, Not Warcraft"
  • Season 10, Episode 10, "Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy"
  • Season 10, Episode 12, "Go God Go"
  • Season 10, Episode 13, "Go God Go XII"
  • Season 11, Episode 13, "Guitar Queer-O"
  • Season 12, Episode 9, "Breast Cancer Show Ever"
  • Season 12, Episode 3, "Major Boobage"
  • Season 13, Episode 4, "Eat, Pray, Queef"

Xam'd: Lost Memories

  • Season 1, Episode 1, "Xam'd at the Dawn of War"
  • Season 1, Episode 2, "Blackout on Sentan Island"
  • Season 1, Episode 3, "The Way to Freedom"
  • Season 1, Episode 4, "Enlightenment"

Warner Cartoons Classics

  • Daffy Duck Volume One, Season 1, Episode 2, "Duck Amuck / Rabbit Fire"
  • Bugs Bunny Volume One, Season 1, Episode 7, "Bugs Bunny Gets the Boid / What's Opera, Doc?"
  • Bugs Bunny Volume One, Season 1, Episode 6, "The Rabbit of Seville / Rabbit Seasoning"
  • Porky Pig Volume One, Season 1, Episode 3, "Corney Concerto / I Haven't Got A Hat"

Feature films

  • A Charlie Brown Christmas
  • A Scanner Darkly
  • American Virgin
  • Bad Girls from Mars
  • Barb Wire
  • The Happening
  • Hey Arnold! The Movie
  • High School Musical 3: Senior Year
  • Ice Age
  • Ice Age: The Meltdown
  • Ice Age Short: No Time for Nuts
  • John Tucker Must Die
  • The Machine Girl
  • Saw
  • Saw 2

Miscellaneous TV shows

  • Exes & Ohs, Season 1, Episode 5, "Pole Dancing and Other Forms of Therapy"
  • The Hills, Season 5, Episode 1, "Don't Cry On Your Birthday"
  • House, Season 3, Episode 4, "Lines in the Sand"
  • The Jetsons, Season 1, Episode 2, "A Date With Jet Screamer"
  • MoCap, LLC Uncensored, Season 1, Episode 2, "Boy Meets Girl, Girl Gets Into Tight Suit"
  • Spongebob Squarepants, Season 1, Episode 5, "Pizza Delivery/Home Sweet Pineapple"

See also