The GAMe PLACe
| “ | Chris would rarely ever shake anyones hand after a game, and when he did, he quickly followed up with hand sanitizer. | ” |
| Mimms | ||
The GAMe PLACe is a Games Workshop-like Dungeons & Dragons game store that Chris went to every Friday to play Pokémon and Yu-Gi-Oh! It hosted the Pokémon TCG League where Chris served a volunteer gym leader. Chris was probably the oldest, at the age of 26. After a long period of scaring off customers and being a confrontational brat, Chris got permabanned from the store by the manager Michael on 28 August 2008.
Patrons
- Megan Schroeder.
- Mimms, who used to be friendly to Chris and later took the infamous picture.
- Lucas, who posted said picture to 4chan.
- Little niggos. Chris acted like they wanted to steal from him by hiding his stuff whenever they were nearby.[1]
- TJ, a huge black guy who is one of the best players in town. Once contemplated giving the manchild a serious beatdown, but was dissuaded by Chris's craven backpedalling.
- Other nerds.
Chris's Antics
At the beginning, Chris never cursed.[2] He always had a copy of Sonichu 0 on hand to show to interested patrons.[3] He also wore his Ash Ketchum costume every week, until he could no longer do so due to his weight.
Chris used ridiculous themed decks that never worked in Pokémon and he never used any strategy at all in Yu-Gi-Oh! In tournaments, Chris rarely made it past the first round. In a rare moment when he won, Chris shouted "I'm the level up king!" since that was the theme of his deck. Chris was helped in the tournament by the fact that most of the good players were out of town that week. [4]
Chris was not a regular gym leader; the store owners realized that giving him any authority at all would end in disaster and allowed Chris to sub in only when the regular gym leaders couldn't make it. (Gym leaders are not employees, just people, generally parents, who keep track of the games.) Once, while acting as a gym leader, Chris went to the back room to get something without permission. This caused his first ban from the store for a month.[4] Chris claimed that this incident was the final straw that got him banned forever, but Mimms reported that his final ban was for getting into a shouting match with one of the black kids.
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Emails Regarding The Game Place
From: CWCSonichu@aol.com To: forgotwhatiknew@gmail.com Sent: Mon, 5 Nov 2007 2:21:23 PM Eastern Standard Time Subject: Hey, Anna
I have been recovering from the worst weekend of my life. In a nutshell, explicit fan art freaked me out, then someone else put a copyright symbol on their fan art (giving the impression of Sonichu being theirs), I responded to both offenses appropriately, then I Googled "Sonichu", and I found a page that deficated on my person and character. And the second photo-jpg on there was actually taken at The Game Place last Friday, with me thinkin' the dude was taking a pic of the child I was playing Pokémon TCG with. I had asked the guys at The Game Place to check their servaliance camera footage of the timeframe, so I could possibly learn the identity of the person who took that photo. But the guys could not get it to work; they have to talk to their boss-type person. One of them put things in perspective for me, I calmed down for a while. Then my mother comes in during my peace with a lecture of doing more things around the house; I waited for her to finish, then I bursted out the events in a mouth-running-faster-than-my-brain fashion. Now, she is possibly on a warpath against this dude. A hacking terrorist group, Anonymous, and 4Chan are somehow involved in that page as well.
Chris-chan - Encyclopedia Dramatica
- sigh*
I'm sorry; I'm still recovering from the worst weekend of my life. I'll get back to you with more positive information soon.
Take care; Chris Chan.
−−−−−Original Message−−−−− From: CWCSonichu@aol.com To: yoshimitsuharakiri@yahoo.com Sent: Thu, 13 Mar 2008 1:23:00 AM Eastern Daylight Time Subject: Follow up
I have been investigating, in addition to out-of-spite "adding fire to the flame", since I've first found it randomly in that fateful day, November 2, 2007. Please allow me to fill you in. My first major clues of a matching duo were the original date of the document creation, Wednesday, Ocotber 31, 2007, and this .jpg, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/4chan, which was obviously taken on the previous Friday, October 26, 2007. For the week, my family and I were pondering the major suspect; the dude who took that pic, which I distinctly remember seeing the camera flash while I playing a young gentleman in Pokémon TCG. Thus, my family came in and we found that Mimms had the camera in question, but he did not take the picture. Then we've suspected Lucas, but we did not question him at the time. But a more obvious expression reply was found by myself, when Saturday March 8, 2008, at the Gamestop in Forest Lakes, the Midnight release event of Super Smash Bros. Brawl, Mimms and I were watching a pair of tournament players brawling; one was playing Donkey Kong. So it brought up to mind my first word being "Monkey", so I told Mimms that. And with a turn around towards the accompanying Lucas, I said in his direction, "Well, that's something new you didn't know about "be-4" about this "Chan". I noticed a look on his face like, "Wow, I can totally wail on that tidbit of information." He said nothing. And today, I looked up 4Chan on Wikipedia.com, http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Chrischannov2007.jpg, apparently 4Chan is solely a web thing that people can go on and mess around for the attention, with examples of false bombings, hackers on MySpace, and more similar events listed on there. Upon the collected information on this case I've let set on the back-burner for a while, I can only suspect Lucas for being the culpret in putting that page up in the first place, because, seeing how close Mimms and Lucas were, he had as much access to the beforementioned pic from October 26 as Mimms did. Also, I photographically remember the person who took my pic that day being tall and wearing a long coat. I'd like to put Lucas under a spotlight and question him about this whole thing, then put him behind bars for descreation of someone else's character. I'd question him myself, but Mike of the Game Place said after my mother and father questioned Mimms that Friday night, if I were to bring up ANYTHING about that page again, he would kick me out of the Game Place for like a month. If you'd like to talk to Lucas discreetly about the subject, I'd appreciate it for the benefit of my investiga tion.
Megan, I am sorry about this whole mess, and having drawn that drawing, and raging the fire and hurting your feelings and emotions. If I can, not only will I get that drawing off that webpage, but I'll try to take down the whole thing. But I can't do it alone (my mother and father have been letting it set on the back-burner without giving it much thought).
I can only hope you'll forgive me, but no matter what, I still love you as my closest gal-pal.
I hope you feel better soon; Chris Chan.
−−−−−Original Message−−−−− From: cwcsonichu@aol.com To: theprimegamer@comcast.net Sent: Sat, 12 Jul 2008 3:16 am Subject: More words to add, since I was typing the earlier message on my PSP...
I've only had a few things to keep me sane, my video games (mostly Guitar Hero), my family, going to church, and the ocassional outtings with my family. Seriously, I really miss my fridays at the Pokémon League.
BTW, Ty, did you get your Playstation 3 yet? If you have, please send me a Friend Request through the PSN; my PSN ID is "Sonichu". How are you on Guitar Hero III's "Raining Blood", and the other songs in that final set? I tell you what, "Raining Blood" is so darn difficult on any difficulty. My Hammer-Ons/Pull-Offs are good, but it is really difficult for me when the notes are so close together in a tight H-O/P-O stream.
But I digress, please send my regards to everyone at the League, especially Megan and John.
Peace;
Christian Chandler.
P.S.
I've sent an apology letter to Michael at the Game Place; I hope that he will have an open heart, accept the apology and allow me back into The Place. Otherwise, if his heart was so dang sealed shut, he would really be showing himself off as the biggest Jerk and potential B-tard.
''''CHRISTIAN YOU PATHETIC RETARDED FREAK''''
I heard he won't talk to you because you are a racist anti-semitic bitch, who nearly got pounded by the other guys at Yu-gi-oh for using racist remarks. You couldn't follow the most basic rules, and were rude to everyone, even young kids who tried to look up to you. Maybe he got tired of you taking things out of the Pokemon prize support without permission(stealing). Maybe he didn't writing profanity where the young children could find it.MAYBE HE JUST GOT TIRED OF THAT GODDAMN SHIRT. Your parents should have tried to teach you right from wrong and some social skills. You act the way you do because you allow it to happen. People with worse forms of your affliction have some form of self-sontrol. Blame your mother for using fossilized eggs, that were finally attacked by your old man's sperm on crutches. Maybe if you didn't spend so much time in your little room obsessing and living off the public doll and get a job, you might gain some social skills.Maybe if you stopped to think that if the cops are called on you in public so much, maybe the problem is YOU!!
I'm sorry; I'm still recovering from the worst weekend of my life. I'll get back to you with more positive information soon.
Take care; Chris Chan.Additional Items
- At some point in The Game Place Pokémon League history, Chris loudly objected to being paired up with "novices". These are ten-year-olds who still managed to beat him frequently.
- There have been emails sent by the person who manages TGP events, probably finally looking for reasons to ditch CWC's high-maintenance HFA-ass.
NO EMAILS WERE SENT FROM STORE PERSONNEL
- Chris reportedly brought in consoles and hogged the store's flat screen TV, angering the manager. Of course, Chris couldn't understand why a manager would be annoyed by a squealing man bogarting his TV for hours to play Animal Crossing on "da big screen."
THE MGR GOT ANNOYED WHEN HE DIDN"T STOP AFTER BEING ASKED TO. IT COULD HAVE BEEN SO SIMPLE, DON"T USE A HIGH END ELECTRONIC THAT YOU HAVE NO CLUE ABOUT!!!
- Chris has since been banned from the store for acting inappropriately (such as being a racist prick, personally insulting the manager and getting into arguments with children).
PARENTS WERE NOT UPSET(SOME EXPRESSED PLEASURE) THAT HE WAS NO LONGER THERE, THE CREAPINESS HAD NOTHING WITH AUTISM, HE WAS INAPPROPRIATE!