User:Hellion

White This user is white and finds Chris's race relations embarrassing.

Americunt: This user is an Americunt and refuses to use unnecessary vowels. Uncle Sam would be proud!

Boyfriend-free Girl This user defies all odds and is a boyfriend-free girl. She must watch out for horny manchildren.

STRAIGHT This user is STRAIGHT. The men like dykes and china while the women like pickles & balls. Unlike Chris, they don't mind da homos.

Observer This user is taking it Easy. They have followed Chris-Chan's movements, but hasn't contributed to the trolling efforts.

uh....
i'm a newfag
i'm good at transcribing
the cwcki is amazing and I enjoy helping
i like oranges, hangin' out with yawning squirtle, and ska-core
uh....