2007

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The year 2007 is the year that Christian Weston Chandler turned 25 years old.

Events of 2007

  • February 11 - Christian makes the cover for his "I'm on TV" DVD.
  • February 19 - Christian starts making the slideshow for his "I'm on TV" DVD.
  • February 22 - Christian finishes the slideshow.
  • February 24 - Christian's 25th birthday. He releases his "future message".
  • March 6 - Christians brother Cole Smithey begins to ask chris about his parents.
  • March 6 - In an e-mail, Cole Smithey claims to have been abused by Bob and Barbara Chandler.
  • May 8 - Christian uploads a video of him beating up Mary Lee Walsh in Soul Calibur.
  • June 6 - Megan leaves for Kentucky.
  • June 27 - Christian states that he is saddened, as Megan has left for Kentucky. He misses her.
  • June 27 - Christian cries with his mother, whilst thinking of Patti the dog.
  • June 29 - Christian makes his Parappa the Rapper video and enters Parappa contest.
  • July 7 - Chris buys a Velvet Touch masturbator.
  • July 18 - Chris hears his Parappa video has made it to the final rounds. He is overjoyed.
  • July 23 - Megan's 21st birthday. She is still in Kentucky, and Chris misses her.
  • August 3 - Adam Stackhouse wins Parappa-contest.
  • August 3 - Chris immediately sends an enraged e-mail to Nintendo. He is furious because he couldn't impress Megan.
  • August 3 - In an e-mail to Megan, Chris admits to cheating to win the contest.
  • August 4 - Chris writes another angry letter to nintendo, explaining why the other contestants should be disqualified.
  • August 8 - Megan sends Chris an angry letter, complaining about him touching her. She says she is happy he lost the contest.
  • August 8 - Christian apologises to Megan for "touching" her.
  • August 10 - Nintendo responds to Chris. They don't take him seriously.
  • August 13 - Christian writes to Megan about having cofessed his love to her.
  • October 3 - Chris buys a LAI MI asian sex doll.
  • October 8 - Christian apologises to Megan for being too pushy.
  • October 19 - Christian shows hostile behaviour towards a friend of Megans.
  • October 20 - Christian apologises to Megan for his hostile behaviour. He blames it on his homophobia.
  • October 26 - Christian is photographed playing pokemon.
  • October 31 - ED page on Chris-Chan is created. (according to Chris. According to the history it is created a bit later)
  • November 2 - Christian discovers the Encyclopedia Dramatica page and becomes furious.
  • November 4 - Someone sends transsexual Rosechu nudes to Chris. He gets angry, and demands a picture of Rosechu "Masturbatin' and Squirtin'".
  • November 5 - Chris' mom finds out about him being photographed at the Game Place, and goes mad. She goes to the Game-Place and
  • November 7 - Christian shoots a video asking to have the ED article edited to "better reflect his personality".
  • November 9 - Christians mother goes to the Game Place and questions manager Michael about the picture that was taken.
  • November 10 - Michael tells Chris that if he brings up ED once again, he will be banned from the Game Place.
  • November 10 - Christian makes an account op ED, and starts editing the article on him.
  • November 11 - Christian uploads drawn nudes of himself and the Sonichus as a protest against E.D.
  • November 15 - Christian tries to hack ED using html. It doesn't work.
  • December 30 - Christian writes the poem "For My True Love, I Would…".