Abusive babysitter

A re-enactment of what happened to Chris and his duck.

The abusive babysitter was a babysitter in Chris's neighborhood by the last name of Roach who watched Chris when he was 18 months old. According to Cole, Roach was "unfit" as a babysitter, yet Barbara and Bob left Chris alone with her every day for years anyway while they went out drinking. She allegedly locked him in a room filled with toys while she babysat him, because of her feelings of anger towards him. Chris was so traumatized by this incident that he didn't talk for 6 years. He blames this event for his autism, although evidence suggests that it is a hereditary disorder rather than a disorder induced by emotional trauma like PTSD (generally speaking, it is the age that symptoms of autism begin to manifest themselves anyway.).

The irony of it all is that now Chris locks himself in a room filled with toys, albeit for several days on end. This irony has not yet been addressed by the man himself, but we can be sure that if trolls address it in the future, it will be duly ignored.