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"'''iPods Down and Listen Up'''" (known as "'''iPods Down and Listen Up.MOV'''") is a video uploaded the 15 December 2009 in which Chris [[fail|fails]] [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|once again]] at rapping. He refers specifically to "Jungle Fever" in the video, apparently unaware that this refers to an attraction from a white man to a [[niggos|black woman]]. That or there is a new black [[sweetheart]] we are unaware of.
"'''iPods Down and Listen Up'''" (known as "'''iPods Down and Listen Up.MOV'''") is a video uploaded the 15 December 2009 in which Chris [[fail|fails]] [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|once again]] at rapping. He refers specifically to "Jungle Fever" in the video, apparently unaware that this refers to an attraction from a white man to a [[niggos|black woman]]. That or there is a new black [[sweetheart]] we are unaware of.
This is a song about viagra and rape.


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Revision as of 20:16, 15 December 2009

"iPods Down and Listen Up" (known as "iPods Down and Listen Up.MOV") is a video uploaded the 15 December 2009 in which Chris fails once again at rapping. He refers specifically to "Jungle Fever" in the video, apparently unaware that this refers to an attraction from a white man to a black woman. That or there is a new black sweetheart we are unaware of.

This is a song about viagra and rape.

Transcript

[Chris makes liberal use of his gangsta-speak in this video]

Yo, what is up, homies, and homes, and home-misses... dudettes and dudates. This ain't no update on da Sonichu thang; still workin' on it, but listen [tries to turn this into a song] up, up-up, up, up, up-up! Listen up! Put down your iPods, and listen up! I had a test that shows... the stock market had a risin', hooooooes! I tell you what now. Tell ya what, tell ya what (what-what, what).

[a momentary pause to recollect]

Momentary pause to recollect. I tell ya what, ladies, I have a game. Let's play Jungle Fever (Jungle Fever)! I'm the la—I am the man—the tiga man (the tiga)! Beautifully sexy panther! I pounce on, and you run away. I haven't missed that chase, anyway! And we chase for a while (a, a while), and then you wear out, and you take it like a gal (gal), and then you pound (pound-pound, pound, pound, pound-pound) until we'll be have our little tiga-panther cubs!

Or for—since it's Christmas time, let's make like I'm Mister—yo' Misses Claus. I have a... good ole heat, 'cuz I took... a bit o'... Viagra. Bam, ba-bam, bam, ho, ho-ho.

...Word! I have a confidence booster... and my confidence is at the max! So... there. That's the word of the day. Still an update on the CWCipedia, eyyyy?

Word up. Peace out.