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'''Lori Lopez''' is a non-existent [[boyfriend-free girl]] whom [[Joshua Martinez]] created in order to troll [[Chris]].


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In an email to [[Anna]] on 5 [[November 2007]], Chris revealed Lori for the first time.
"Subject: Just to let you know...


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Joshua found a gal who WAS interested in me, after reading about me in my [[MySpace]] profile at least.  


P.S. This is Lori; the girl my buddy Joshua is hooking me up with. She had it done at JMU; that's why it has her name on it."|CWC, Oblivious to being trolled by a fellow asspie.}}
Her name is Lori Lopez.  I chatted with her through AOL Instant Message last night... <3<3<3  She was really sweet, and not only did I have a great time getting to know her, but... *blush* I got turned on. I know that she works (at a car lot, I think), she is 23, brunette, brown eyes, and she is a mix of American and Spanish.  If you've watched the movie, "Into The Blue," the starring woman, Jessica Alba is an American/Spanish mix as well.


I'm keeping the Sweetheart Search details on my profile until I know for certain that Lori is really to be my Sweetheart.  :)
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A non-existent [[boyfriend-free girl]] [[Joshua Martinez]] created in order to troll [[Chris]].
[[Image:Lori.jpg|thumb]]
On 18 November, Chris sent the following image to Anna.


==Chris' letter to Anna where he reveals Lori for the first time==
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This is Lori; the girl my buddy Joshua is hooking me up with. She had it done at JMU; that's why it has her name on it.
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&minus;&minus;&minus;&minus;&minus;Original Message&minus;&minus;&minus;&minus;&minus;
<br>From: CWCSonichu@aol.com
<br>To: forgotwhatiknew@gmail.com
<br>Sent: Mon, 5 Nov 2007  9:30:58 PM Eastern Standard Time
<br>Subject: Thank you, Anna


But I'm certain that it's just some dude with nothing better to do with his time.  He'll probably get tired of doing anything after a week or two, if I do not respond harshly or post anything new.  I told my mother she can do whatever she wanted on that, just be careful.  My only concern about that is finding out who took that photo pic last Friday and why.  Other than that, I'm recovering with the intent of just moving on with my life.
==See Also==
* [[Vanessa Hudgens]]
Okay, now for the good news.  Have you ever met Joshua Martinez?  He's an ol' buddy of mine; we went to JMU during our childhood for Special Education classes.  He carpooled with me and my father in his car.  While in Harrisonburg, we would have lunch at Country Cookin', and have fun at the park (can't remember the name) that used to have an empty airplane.  He is a mix of American and Spanish.
 
Also, Joshua has cousins who are a band in Hollywood, so Josh has met stars such as Britney Spears, Jessica Alba (Josh told me about Jessie being a mix of American and Spanish), and others.  Like I said, Joshua is popular; he's got the looks and the height (about 6'2").
After running to him at McDonalds at Forest Lakes a few weeks ago, he's kept in touch with me more than I would have after that day, and we've caught up in more or less the current events in our lives.  He has become VERY Popular with the ladies, I tell you what.  :D  He's also hooked a few of his male acquaintances with a good gal each.  I am no different.
Also, recently, Joshua received an extra Nintendo Wii console from a friend, so he sold it to me for a solid $240 (I saved about 22.49 in comparison to buying at a store after tax).
Megan broke up my emotions for her after the PaRappa contest, but we're still ONLY Friends.  After that e-mail, I've moved on, back to the coal mines (so to speak).  Granted that I have had absolutely no luck in having ANY women come to me while I hung out at the Alderman Library up to now.  Joshua found a gal who WAS interested in me, after reading about me in my MySpace profile at least.
'''''Her name is Lori Lopez.  I chatted with her through AOL Instant Message last night... &lt;3&lt;3&lt;3  She was really sweet, and not only did I have a great time getting to know her, but... *blush* I got turned on.  I know that she works (at a car lot, I think), she is 23, brunette, brown eyes, and she is a mix of American and Spanish.  If you've watched the movie, "Into The Blue," the starring woman, Jessica Alba is an American/Spanish mix as well.'''''
 
 
'''''I'm keeping the Sweetheart Search details on my profile until I know for certain that Lori is really to be my Sweetheart.  :)'''''
I gtg; my cell phone number is still the same, so feel free to call me.
Take care;
Chris Chan.
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[[Category:Trolls]]
[[Category:Trolls]]
[[Category:Sweethearts]]
[[Category:Sweethearts]]

Revision as of 20:38, 20 May 2009

Lori Lopez is a non-existent boyfriend-free girl whom Joshua Martinez created in order to troll Chris.

In an email to Anna on 5 November 2007, Chris revealed Lori for the first time.

Joshua found a gal who WAS interested in me, after reading about me in my MySpace profile at least.

Her name is Lori Lopez. I chatted with her through AOL Instant Message last night... <3<3<3 She was really sweet, and not only did I have a great time getting to know her, but... *blush* I got turned on. I know that she works (at a car lot, I think), she is 23, brunette, brown eyes, and she is a mix of American and Spanish. If you've watched the movie, "Into The Blue," the starring woman, Jessica Alba is an American/Spanish mix as well.

I'm keeping the Sweetheart Search details on my profile until I know for certain that Lori is really to be my Sweetheart.  :)

Lori.jpg

On 18 November, Chris sent the following image to Anna.

This is Lori; the girl my buddy Joshua is hooking me up with. She had it done at JMU; that's why it has her name on it.


See Also

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