My Little Pony

My Little Pony is a toy line intended for girls ages 4-8. Naturally, this makes them perfect toys for Chris who got into them because of Megan. Chris has several ponies made with hair from his head (not the common misconception of pubic hair).

The homemade ponies varies between being balant ripoffs of anime characters, most notably the titular character from Naruto and Edward Elric from Full Metal Alchemist, and horrible Mary Sues such as Cheroki-Chan, who is clearly based on the comic-book version of Chris, and Crystal, whose origin is obvious.

In Captain's Log, Stardate March 18th, 2009, you can see his My Little Ponies hanging from his ceiling. Yup, Chris is straight all right...

According to Chris, he's given them up. But why do they continue to hang from your ceiling, Chris? Why?

The Gallery of My Little Pony Straightness

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  Custom pony made for Daniel Mimms.

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External links

• Wikipedia article on My Little Pony
• Chris's MLP collection photoset download