PS3

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A life upgrade.

Chris's "life upgrade." He wanted to win one in a contest, so he made a video where he built one out of Pixel Blocks. He would "throw out the cure for autism" for one.

He eventually went ahead and bought one with taxpayer money from his monthly tugboat.

PlayStation Network

Confirmation emails, a testament to Chris' financial responsibility.

Chris being the spendaholic he is, went into overdrive with this feature of the PS3's online capabilities. Chris has spent so much on the PSN it has contributed into most of the $2000 of his credit card debt(although this was during the Julie Saga). As of now that number could be lower or higher, almost definitely is higher.

You might ask yourself how he could spend that much and what on. Chris seemingly buys everything possible(in the file of his PSN purchases it has been found he bought upgrades to games he doesn't even own).


Achievement Gallery

Chris is also an achievement whore; when he plays a game, he plays the shit out of it. Although more than half his games are at 0%, the rest are 100%. Chris has a big e-penis.

Fanboyism

Chris's Sonichumobile camped outside a Playstation Cave

Chris pops giant boners for PS3. He makes trolls on /v/ look like mild enthusiasts with his hatred of the Hex Bawx.

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