Song for Jackie.MOV

Song for Jackie.MOV is a very strange video uploaded 16 September 2010. In another failureific attempt to impress Jackie, Chris dons Blackface and a towel on his head while "singing" to "Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm" by Crash Test Dummies. Note that "singing" is in quotes because Chris's grating mumblings make even Chris's ill-fated music career sound like a classically-trained soprano by comparison. He rounds out the performance with an impromptu minstrel song. At this point, Jackie's reaction is unknown...

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Song For Jackie
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Stardate	16 September 2010
Subject Matter	Music Music {{Sex}}, Racism Niggos
Performance Style	Crazy Crazy
Shirt	Denim Jacket The Trucker
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Transcript

Allo. I am the djinni with glasses "Mister Popo"]. [Nods sharply, turns music on]

[Accented] I tell you story. It is a good story. You will enjoy story. [nods again]

[Singing] Once, there was a boy who Was born with some autism but yet made a few friends but after his high school years he lost his friends and was still[?] tortuured By boys who were jealous of his material things

[Wags finger] [Accented again]Nononononono.

[Hums along with song for a bit]

Once there was this girl who couldn't [tinger?] to have friends long after high school, she would have had a bigger man but then she found the wayward lost boy! They matched up very well heavenly matched... Loooord[?] he was so[?]...

[Hums along some more]

[Starts to come in at the wrong place, checks himself and keeps humming]

[Nods head again]

And both [starts to say 'boy', turns it into 'girl'] boirl and boy were glad as they both saw each other's eyes... When they met[made?] up they both thought of each other very often... They had enjoyed each other's company sweetly ohhhh Rollercoaster ecstacy in fantasy their days were simple And, they looked to be married and have their own booooy, and girl

[Speaking] It's true! Wait for the marriage invitation!

[Hums along some more]

[Suddenly animated, imitating fiddle player] And there ain't no [sames?] on the fiddle, no [sames?] on the fiddle like this! Ain't no [sames?] on the fiddle, no [sames?] on the fiddle like this!

I [unintelligable baba?] hohoheybabo I [unintelliagable baba?] hohoheyahoh

There ain't no [sames?] on the fiddle, no [sames?] on the fiddle like this! Ain't no [sames?] on the fiddle, no [sames?] on the fiddle like this!

[Sounds like "Ahsanatehbavahohoheyahoh"] Ah sang yer ting bava hohohheyahhoh[?]

[Speaking again] Happy loving between me and Jackie! I love you sweetheart. Boiing!

'Ello. I am glasses wearing genie, Mr. Popo. [nods and folds his arms, then turns on audio.] I tell you a story. It is a good story. You will enjoy story.

[starts 'singing' ] Once there was this boy who was born with some autism and yet made a few friends, but after his high school years he...lost...his friends and was real tortured. But bullies who were jealous of his material things [wiggles his head from side to side and waggles his finger] Nonononononono. [hums]

Once there was this girl who continued to have friends long after high school. She could have had her pick of men. Then she found the wayward lost boy. [mumbles next lines] A big, strong, very well, heavenly masked [???] Lov...elysoul! [???]

And those girl and boy were glad when they both saw each other's eyes. When they met up. They both thought of each other. Very often! They had enjoyed each other's company sweetly. Oh, roller collar ecstasy. In fantasy, their days were simple and they looked to be married and have their own boy and girl. It's true! Wait for marriage invitations!

[bounces and mimes fiddling] Ain't no stains on the fiddle! [???] Ain't no stains on the fiddle like this! My son your day wa ha ho ho way a ho! [???] My son your day wa ha ho ho hey a ho! Ain't no stains on the fiddle! Ain't no stains on the fiddle like this! Ain't no stains on the fiddle! Ain't no stains on the fiddle like this! My son your day wa ha ho ho way a ho! My son your day wa ha ho ho hey a ho!

[spoken] Happy loving! Between me and Jackie! I love you sweetheart. Boing!

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