Talk:Flipnote Hatena

Get all of chris's comments, save his flipnote bullshit creations

and uh

yeah. he favorited over 71 PAGES OF THESE FUCKING THINGS

Clydec 22:42, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

Archive of comments in progress. --Anonymax 23:13, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

http://flipnote.hatena.com/556109A0A0F27939@DSi/movie/F27939_09D08B2023EB4_016 Fuck, he knows we filmed him. Thelieisacake 23:17, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

• By the way, it's page 22 of the comments.

I disagree. This is not conclusive confirmation that he was aware of people filming him. He could easily be referring to previous times where people have witnessed him out and about (like the Michael Snyder incident). He may have suspected people were following him about there but we don't know if he was aware for sure. I sense we may get a new video soon. --Anonymax 23:22, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

• At least he didn't comment on all of them. I'm thinking get screencaps of everything he commented on and save his comments?
• I've saved all his comment images and plan on uploading them shortly. I would guess we can just link what the image is replaying to in the gallery captions. --Anonymax 23:35, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
• Uploaded - I had to change the format from the source GIFs since they don't play nicely with galleries. --Anonymax 00:09, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

jesus fffffffff

Chris has favorited over 2000 of these things. Clydec 23:45, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

• Yeah, I'm not about to list those. It's pretty obvious he just hits favorite on everything he moderately likes. Still I guess I could skim them to see if any TRUE AND HONEST Sonichu fanart is in there.--Beat 23:52, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

Holy mother of fuck, hahaha!

God, it's like this is all he did yesterday besides pretend the party was some kind of slo-mo rave to get underage girls at! --Enig-HAHAH 00:31, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

Uh, hm. Yes, that is what happened. Thanks. Thelieisacake 00:33, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

Chris has no hope of getting back to a normal life. The trolls are going to follow him and torment him until the day he dies, and he's unable to do a thing about it. --BreadGod 00:36, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

^ *Insert requiem for a dream music*--Wintermute 01:21, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

Chris could very easily get back to a normal net life. The problem is, he can't help but be Chris. If he would stop signing everything and talking about himself in every post, he'd just be another guy on a forum. If you'll notice, most of his posts are either unfunny random humor that would be loss in the morass of the same or him shilling his custom content. Cut out the second and he'd fit right in. He'll never resist yelling about his Sonichu modkingdom or whatever custom thing he makes next because he's an idiot. On another note, Chris thinks that negative tone = lie given one of his quotes. I mean, no matter what sort of spin we put on it, that video of him humping a blow-up doll exists, no? --OFSheep 01:36, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

Chris doesn't seem to consider negative tone=lie. Rather, this is just an example of his tardlogic. When he says "EVERYTHING OUTSIDE THE PRE-HACKED CWCIPEDIA, MY OKCUPID PROFILE, AND MY YOUTUBE ACCOUNT IS A LIE", he expects everyone to simply ignore everything that is not on one of the sites.--MoarLurk 18:11, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

All five parts of it. --Eniggy 01:38, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

Sheep, man, you got this all wrong. Chris logic isn't as complex as 'negative tone = lie'. It's even more simple than that. It's 'something he disagrees with = lie'. --Edward 02:05, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

And on a seperate note: Damn. You guys move fucking fast. How the hell do trolls find shit like this? --Edward 02:08, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

Don't tell Chris but there's a bug in his DSi. --Anonymax 02:09, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

If that's true then DAMN does Clyde have moles in Sony and Nintendo?? Bill Lumburg 02:13, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

Clyde secretly is the real Shigeru Miyamoto. --Edward 02:15, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

I have to agree with OFSheep, the problem with Chris is that he wants attention, and he has to PUT SONICHU EVERYWHERE, and stuff his ego into every orifice. He will always have the unwanted attention, until he learns to stop attracting it. but he can't do that, just like chris will stop being called gay when he stops denying it by dressing up like a homo SenorTucan 18:13, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

Animation

A crappy animation was just posted on Chris's FH profile, though it could be the work of trolls, so someone with more behind the scenes information should add this.--AdderCress 17:38, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

• Wow, that's something an eight year old whose parents buy him twelve iPhones a year could do in a minute. I'm still waiting for Bob to finally ban him from the computer and the DSi. --Eniggy 19:14, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

Just kinda weird, really.

I dunno. It's crappy enough to be a Chris-Chan creation, but it seems like it's a step above him all the same. The whole "Really slow guy with annoying beep" is something Chris would probably consider a nightmare, sure, but I don't get why he would make this.--Beat 19:51, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

Fuck it, adding now.--Beat 19:55, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

I'd say it's the work of trolls, compare the handwritting with the others, besides, the guy is standing on straight lines, an impossible feat for chris, and the video description is too elaborate to be chris's.--Basgon 20:01, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

• cries a bit* This is the most beautiful thing ever.... BabyNeko

Do you think the trolls managed to hack into Chris's Flipnote Hatena account? --BreadGod 20:09, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

unless someone stole his DSi, this is chris. Clydec 22:09, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

Holy fucking shit this is creepy. Pedonymous 14:35, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

• Chris's autism just evolved to Ulillillia's level. --Sonijew is back 18:22, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

• I don't really think they're even close to eachother. Uilillillia's crazy, but he's the innocent sort of crazy.--Beat 21:35, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

Yes, but this just the kind of animation Ulillillia would make. --Sonijew is back 21:39, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

Not nearly enough parallax or supernaturality to be an Ulillillia animation. EnsignDisposable 22:21, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

• Does this remind anyone else of that Suicide Mouse video that /x/ put out there a while ago? Same concept, a thing walking on a loop with a weird, repetitive noise in the background. Except this is shitty and not creepy like the other one. (KingoftheJuice 19:07, 22 June 2010 (UTC))

• this one is also creepy, but mostly because of the annoying beep and emptyness.J0haely 20:19, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
  • It's like David Lynch minus the artistic integrity/batshit insanity/baby puppet apparently made from a cow fetus. EnsignDisposable 22:21, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

CWC Got Told

Comment #8 by Foxstar(id: Rashala) "Please do not post on my channel ever again". I'm looking to see what I can find that would cause him/her to say this. Anyone know?

Nothing by foxstar is on Chris's comment list and I'm not about to go through a 3 pages and god only knows how many comments of furfag content trying to find a Chris comment that might not even exist. It's probably just some faggot begging for attention.--Beat 15:29, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

Because Chris linked his stupid video to her 4chan channel which has nothing to do with the ACTUAL 4chan since chris is a lazy so...yeah. Clydec 15:38, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

"Bill for Anti-Internet Bad Mouthing Campaign"

The "Bill" part of that just hit me. Chris wants to make talking bad about people on the internet illegal. Again.

I don't think it would be unreasonable to believe that he's gonna bring up this idea again sooner rather than later. If he does, new content for Chris and law.--Beat 00:38, 23 June 2010 (UTC)

• Not only did that suck, but it was also just a quick mod to the original, much like Youtube Poops, which are still funnier than anything he's ever done. Also, the GIF got YTMND'd. --Eniggy 00:38, 23 June 2010 (UTC)

The really sad thing is, once again, the actual message goes completely over his head. The song basically says if you get trolled, you brought it upon yourself for being a naive retard. It's about personal responsibility, a concept alien and threatening to Chris. --Xanabit 02:18, 23 June 2010 (UTC)

Well I guess his "Internet Bad Mouthing Campaign" against the evil Mary Lee Walsh, this greedy Micheal Snyder, etc, doesn't count. He's above the law after all, of course. --Sonijew is back 03:48, 23 June 2010 (UTC)

New Flipnote Animation - "HippoOnYourHead"

Chris uploaded more random access humor on the flipnote, as evidenced [1]http://www.cogsdev.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Flipnote_Hatena&action=edit&section=6

He seems to be trying to garner ratings with his little plea at the end. ScottBNickles 16:51, 24 June 2010 (UTC)ScottBNickles

lolwut?J0haely 16:55, 24 June 2010 (UTC)

What does that message in the end mean? "Please add one green or a bunch of yellow" is that more RAH? Disregard that, now i understand what it means.J0haely 17:01, 24 June 2010 (UTC)

Where did he get "Buck Williams" from? ScottBNickles 17:14, 24 June 2010 (UTC)

A quick google search shows that buck williams is a basketball player and character from the Left Behind books. knowing chris' readin habits, i suppose he refers to the former.J0haely 17:34, 24 June 2010 (UTC)

I'm still wondering what inspired the hippo part and the letter. Possible ripoff of things he's seen on the internet or Flipnote Hanata? --Eniggy 18:05, 24 June 2010 (UTC)

Random-access humor He's been using the phrase for YEARS. he can't even have new original random access humor. Clydec 18:19, 24 June 2010 (UTC)

I knew about that, but I have a feeling I've heard the hippo part somewhere before. --Eniggy 18:27, 24 June 2010 (UTC)

Regina E-mails. She actually calls him out on it, but he just sort of blows her off.--Beat 19:05, 24 June 2010 (UTC)

@Eniggy Maybe Hungry Hungry Hippoes? Shawths

Nah, never had one as a kid, but my memory is thinking it has to do with the internet. Then again, my brain's probably skewered the memory I had of it now, so I've probably forgotten and confused enough of it that I'll probably never figure out where I heard it from. Oh, well, that's life, I guess. --Eniggy 01:23, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

Did Chris actually draw this? Cuz that animation is kinda...good Banzai881 03:54, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

Yes, but it looks like frames drawn in MS Paint. --Eniggy 03:56, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

Fuck,if Chris spent all the time he wasted on Sonichu doing shit like this he might actually have accomplished anything. I mean, it's not really anything of any quality but considering this is Chris, it's the motherfucking Mona Lisa. I mean...it actually looks like it was drawn by someone over six...-Banzai881 04:01, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

Additionally, the handwriting shown in the letter(Dear Sir blah blah) is actually kinda neat. Comparing that to Chris's usual handwriting which looks like he stuck a pencil up his ass and made like a dog with worms just makes me more skeptical as to whether this was done by Chris -Banzai881 04:07, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

Much like that stop-motion lego race video he made, if a Gameboy is his medium, he's a passable artist. What he fails at is sculpture, illustration, and singing/song writing. Too bad he's convinced himself he's a savant in all those things. --{User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 04:10, 25 June 2010(UTC)

Personally, I'm giving it two days until we discover where he ripped that off from or which troll made it for him. Chris can't write like a normal human being. Period. -Banzai881 04:18, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

Youtube mirrors?

Chris's first two flipnotes could be summed up with a single screencap, and the troll song was just Chris vandalizing a few frames, but if the hippo thing is any indication, Chris has turned to his DS for all his fame-whore needs. It would be much easier to display this stuff if we could just compile them into youtube videos. Is it even possible to save these things?--Beat 18:44, 24 June 2010 (UTC)

Here it is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oME_VeGVZo 19:13, 24 June 2010 (UTC)

8-Bit

Has anyone told this poor man that an autistic manchild has bastardized his animation and used it in his own war against trolls? He should be given a link to the CWCki at the very least. --Edward 20:42, 24 June 2010 (UTC)

I started an account to post on all his things, so I or Beat or someone else might have to do this. --Eniggy 22:29, 24 June 2010 (UTC)