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'''2014''' has been quite the rough year for [[Chris]]. Starting off [[2011|like]] [[2012|previous]] [[2013|years]], not much had happened, nor really expected, until a [[Chris and health|coffee maker in the lower bathroom]] of the [[14 Branchland Court|Chandler household]] had started an electrical fire; thus, [[Destruction Of Chris's House|burning down most of the property]]. Chris, his [[Barbara Chandler|mother]], and a few remaining [[Clover and Snoopy|pets]] managed to escape, but were left in a [[Rental House|temporary home]] for the time being. Things went quiet for the few months that followed the inferno, until Chris had once again become active that summer, when he began petitioning off and bidding [[Original Sonichu and Rosechu Drawing|original artwork]] on [[eBay]], [[Craigslist]], and other auctioning sites. With [[List of places that have banned Chris|mixed results]], it seemed Chris may have been recovering, both [[Chris and money|financially]] and [[Chris and art|in his self-entitled career]].


Unfortunately, it didn't last long, as by late summer/early fall, Chris had apparently found himself a new [[2014 Anonymous Sweetheart|sweetheart]], who was expected to be [[Kacey|yet]] [[BlueSpike|another]] [[Chloe|fabricated]] [[Ivy|lover]]. This speculation was met by even more false hope, in the form of "[[I Love You, Catherine]]", Chris's first video of 2014, addressed to (yet again) a new relationship he had apparently been in. It was later proven in [[November 2014|November]] that '[[Catherine]]' was in fact a [[Trolls|troll]] persona, misleading Chris into a gradual bout of [[Stress|depression]]; also known as [[Weening|weening]], a practice which has been highly frowned upon by the [[CWCki Forums|community]].
'''HEXBox''' (also spelled ''HeXBox'', ''HEX-Box'', or ''Hex-Bawx'') is a [[CWC-ism]] for {{w|Microsoft|Microsoft}}'s {{w|Xbox}} series of game consoles, probably in reference to "{{w|hex}}" being a word for "[[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|curse]]." There are currently four generations of Xbox game consoles, three of which [[Chris and hypocrisy|Chris has owned games for]] at one point.  


With only a month left in the year, it seems that this may be Chris's lowest point, yet. And while his [[Chris and his Ego|egotism]] still shines through a bit in recent months (such as with his irrational boycott of ''[[Sonic]] Boom''), many have come to simply pity Chris for everything that's gone on in his life, as of now.
Chris has stated that if his video game ''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]'' ever gets made, he wants it to become a multi-console title on everywhere but the HEXBox. With his later acquisition of an Xbox One, however, it remains to be seen whether he has relaxed his position on ''Adult Chronicles'' being released on the system.


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By 2019, Chris lost interest in playing the Xbox and [[PlayStation 4]] consoles. He did, however, return to playing Xbox (or at least logged into his Live account) on 1 September 2023, after his release from jail.


 
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Latest revision as of 01:19, 13 May 2024

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HEXBox (also spelled HeXBox, HEX-Box, or Hex-Bawx) is a CWC-ism for Microsoft's Xbox series of game consoles, probably in reference to "hex" being a word for "curse." There are currently four generations of Xbox game consoles, three of which Chris has owned games for at one point.

Chris has stated that if his video game Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles ever gets made, he wants it to become a multi-console title on everywhere but the HEXBox. With his later acquisition of an Xbox One, however, it remains to be seen whether he has relaxed his position on Adult Chronicles being released on the system.

By 2019, Chris lost interest in playing the Xbox and PlayStation 4 consoles. He did, however, return to playing Xbox (or at least logged into his Live account) on 1 September 2023, after his release from jail.

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