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[[File:PeenWeen.png|300px|thumb|right|The [[Post-jail sightings (2023)|Mean Keen Ween]] himself.]]
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'''Weening''' or '''failtrolling''' is the act of attempting to troll someone, but ultimately failing at it the whole way through, and not receiving any significant results, typically due to inexperience with lolcow culture. The people that do this are often referred to as '''Weens''' (not to be confused with [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ween the alternative rock band]). A corruption of the phrase "epic win", weens are wannabe [[trolls]] who attempt to recreate the antics of prominent trolls, without being aware that there was much [[Chris and manipulation|manipulation]] behind the scenes to goad Chris into performing for the trolls, and therefore just embarrass themselves.
Chris is infamous for his laziness and his dependence on his [[Borb|elderly parents]], which inhibits him from wanting to '''work'''. He briefly held one job – two if pushing it – in his early 20s, but was unsurprisingly fired from them fairly quickly.


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Despite his crippling [[debt]], Chris vehemently refuses to even attempt to obtain any kind of employment whatsoever due to wanting to perpetually [[Chris and nostalgia|live like a child]] – a stance that has become so potent that he believes that suggesting it to him should be deemed as "hate speech".
 
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Revision as of 02:40, 4 September 2023

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Chris is infamous for his laziness and his dependence on his elderly parents, which inhibits him from wanting to work. He briefly held one job – two if pushing it – in his early 20s, but was unsurprisingly fired from them fairly quickly.

Despite his crippling debt, Chris vehemently refuses to even attempt to obtain any kind of employment whatsoever due to wanting to perpetually live like a child – a stance that has become so potent that he believes that suggesting it to him should be deemed as "hate speech".

(More...)