User:JackHaywood

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Hi!

One or two people here may remember me from Kiwi Farms. I'm here to help with adding info to the CWCki, mostly concerning updating the CWChronology.

I'm a man in my late teens who discovered CWC through an obscure commentary video. Being the sort of person who frequents the internet beyond Facebook, "funny" pictures and news sites and wishes that others would do the same instead of paying the web a disservice by not using it to its fullest potential, and the sort who enjoys information and something casual to occupy himself with, this hangout is PERFECT for a guy like me!

I am neither a white knight nor a troll. While I may poke fun at Chris occasionally, I'm a warm-hearted Christorian at heart.

RANDOM INFORMATION

A JERK JERK
This user is a JERK and takes away all the girls.
Union Jack Britfag: Tito got no luck against this user, who is British.
Straight STRAIGHT
This user is STRAIGHT. and likes dykes & china. Unlike Chris, they don't mind da homos.
High-Functioning Autistic High-Functioning Autistic
This user has high-functioning autism, and therefore receives lots of stress from his/her gosh darn Mental Block.
Chris Acting Black White
This user is white and finds Chris's race relations embarrassing.
I'll Break You Dead Transcriber
This user transcribes videos, and has no doubt become insane from regular exposure to Chris's fail.

FAITH

Christian cross Christian
This user is an Orthodox Christian and has accepted Christ as his savior.

I believe in the Holy Trinity , the power of prayer AND veneration of saints, and it pains me to see Chris mishandle the Christian faith so shamelessly. Praise be to God!