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[[Image:ChriswVanessa.jpg|thumb|250px|This is what Chris actually believed]]
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In [[April 2009|April]] and [[May 2009]], [[Chris]] was duped into believing he was talking to pop icon [[Vanessa Hudgens]] as [[Joshua Martinez]] had formed an alliance with [[trolls]] to provide another front to trolling Chris.
 
Mostly due to the fact Josh wasn't exactly too bright himself (then again, being an idiot is probably the only way one can stand being around Chris), shit got fucked up and the plan was aborted by trolls.
 
These chats were procured by [[CWCki|CWCkipedian]] [[User:Robotnik|Robotnik]], as Josh had no problem in handing over chatlogs to whoever asked.
 
==05 April 2009==
Firstly, Joshua, I wish to come clean. *[[sigh]]* The day I was kicked out of [[Grace Baptist Church|that church]], my [[Bob Chandler|father]] accused you for putting up the nudie woman pics on my [[facebook]] (I personally did not want to take the blame for that, especially since I was amidst trollings back then as well, and I was trying to clean up my online image), so I went with it and let my father think what he thought. I had fretted that you may have been wrongfully kicked out of your church, and I am soo sorry about that. And in my early days of protest against the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] webpage I was also trying to get rid of then and now for about two years, I wanted the trolls to leave me alone, and I sold you out, Joshua; I posted a one-paragraph description about you and how famous you were, being in the movies, knowing the famous celebreties and all on that page. While the original paragraph is currently removed from the page, they still mock me with this, and I quote, ''An old classmate of Chris did some epic trolling. We don't actually know very much about Joshua, just a few key facts. Chris knew him from his old school (Joshua and Chris both had Special Ed together), recently met up with him again and was getting along fine. Apparently, Joshua was very popular with women and had met some famous celebrities. For some reason, Chris became extremely jealous and even tried to get ED to go after him. Note that Chris only values Joshua's friendship because he's popular with women, and that by being friends with him he might end up laid. Unfortunately for Chris, even other special education kids will fuck with him. The chick that Joshua was supposed to hook him up with was just Joshua trolling him with a picture of Vanessa Hudgens. CLICK HERE for Chris-chan unwittingly fapping to Joshua.'' I am even more sorry about that, because I sold you out like that. If you can find it in your heart to forgive me, I would deeply appreciate it. I was runnin' and hidin' from you because of A) the guilt I felt from those past actions, B) I felt afraid of what you might to do me in response to that, and C) My father advised me against talking to you, due to the past accusation. I will confess the church fiasco to him tonight. And if you still want to put me in that movie, I will discuss the details of a meeting between you, me and Vanessa over the phone later. The trolls are watching my e-mails, so I am unable to divulge any specific details, as the trolls can and will find me there and haunt me; they are truly devious and malicous; they would even probably find a way around any security measures. Peace, and TTYL,Christian.
 
==06 April 2009==
<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (9:57:22 PM):''' I felt soo bad saying the things I said back then; I was in error; not totally thinking too clear.  But I have seen the light from our lord, Jesus, and my vision is more clear.</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (9:58:28 PM):''' Listen, there is something I feel I should inform you.
A lot has changed since we last talked; I had moved on, talked to a lot of people online (a lot of which were impostorous trolls).
But about a month ago, I received a call on my cell from a sweet girl, [[Ivy]], who was a fan of my work.  We've been talking a lot on the phone; a dash of e-mails too.</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (9:59:19 PM):''' I have learned that she is the one I have been waiting for; the girl I was praying for.  Because she has done a major task I needed a True [[Sweetheart]] for; Fix my [[Biological Clock]].</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (10:02:20 PM):''' I had been sleeping at 6AM, getting up in mid-afternoon.  Then I met Ivy; she asked me to sing "[[I Need A Hero]]" from Bonnie Tyler for her in a video.  So I decided to up it and make a Music Video of the project on my PS3's EyeCreate program.  It's currently on [[YouTube]] if you want to see it.
I spent 3 days and 2 nights working on it; getting little sleep, because I wanted to finish it as quickly as possible, giving it a lot of thought and effort.
In the process, I crashed the 2nd night at 9 PM, and...</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (10:02:34 PM):''' and awaking the next morning at 6:30 AM.</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (10:04:02 PM):''' A TRUE MIRACLE.  And I had heard from God soon after that Ivy was to be my True Sweetheart.  So I'm afraid my Romantic Ways are set for Ivy alone.
But I'd like it if Vanessa and I can still be friends, Vanessa.    I still care about you.</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (10:04:10 PM):''' send me the video</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (10:04:23 PM):''' I'll get a link</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (10:06:09 PM):''' http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7XrVgM5E6Y</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (10:07:33 PM):''' I also have the original video file saved on my PS3</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066"> '''Joshua (10:07:58 PM):''' okey</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (10:08:11 PM):''' are you watching the video?</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (10:08:42 PM):''' yup</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (10:08:47 PM):''' cool</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (10:08:58 PM):''' im in U<V>A</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (10:09:10 PM):''' I'm proud of it.
neat.</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (10:10:04 PM):''' I understand you'll be coming to town Wednesday.</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066"> '''Joshua (10:11:50 PM):''' yup thinking about it</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (10:12:37 PM):''' I'm sure I had told you I requested that you,  and I meet at [[McDonalds]] at Forest Lakes to hang, chat, and talk about the movie and life i grew up.</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (10:12:53 PM):''' but I look more forward to the hanging and chatting. </font>
<br><font color="#FF0066"> '''Joshua (10:14:37 PM):''' have you been too Salinas, California, ?</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (10:14:48 PM):''' I have not.</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (10:16:03 PM):''' so tell me Chris how many site you have up?</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (10:17:27 PM):''' I should go, I'm feeling a bit sleepy, but I look forward to meeting you.
none at the moment; a troll got into my webhost accounts in the past months and messed me up royally; the reconstruction of the Sonichu and Rosechu Site will commence this week on G.D.</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (10:17:28 PM):''' send me some new videos of you to my e-mail  </font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (10:18:49 PM):''' Ok.</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (10:19:19 PM):''' im thinking of put some video's up on the net</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (10:19:39 PM):''' so whats ur site you use, to put ur's on??</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (10:19:44 PM):''' plz tell me man</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (10:20:29 PM):''' oh the part of the movie</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (10:20:30 PM):''' I suggested to Joshua Veoh.com and Dailymotion.com</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (10:20:46 PM):''' which 1 you use urs?</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (10:21:16 PM):''' Going to DailyMotion
here's a more current picture of me for you.</font>
<br><font color="#000000">'''ATTENTION (10:21:54 PM):''' Transfer complete: ECP_00023.jpg.</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (10:22:00 PM):''' the part in movie i need get joshua tell you do some acting on cam, bc i need it</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (10:22:41 PM):''' that's cool.
That picture I sent you won me a 400 dollar GameStop Gift Card a few months ago, which I shared with my Church's Congregation.</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (10:22:49 PM):''' so if theres a way you can do it tonight, i need it, and need you too act like what you do when someone falls in love and</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (10:23:45 PM):''' a part is that when you was single when you fight for ur love</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (10:24:16 PM):''' can you do that?</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (10:24:27 PM):''' I see, you want to see me being truly romantic, and how furious I can be as such.</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (10:24:28 PM):''' i need it by tomorrow</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (10:24:57 PM):''' yeah and send it too my e-mail</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (10:25:33 PM):''' I will think about what I can do for my audition, in the meantime, I'll send you the "Holding Out For a Hero" Music Video file I have on my PC</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (10:25:57 PM):''' yeah if you want the part in movie i need it tonight</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (10:26:13 PM):''' and i have too meet up with you this week</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (10:27:00 PM):''' hang on; I'll have to send it from my Yahoo e-mail account.</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (10:27:25 PM):''' ok</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (10:27:38 PM):''' need to be at less20 or 30 mins long</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (10:29:39 PM):''' my Yahoo account doesn't support such a large file size either.  I'll try sending it to you over the AIM</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (10:30:09 PM):''' um at less 5 mins and do another 5 mins and over and over</font>
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (10:30:29 PM):''' send it too e-mail</font>
 
==14 April 2009==
Vanessa Hudgens borrows Joshua's AIM to talk with Chris.
 
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (2:14:09 PM):''' Yeah
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (2:14:46 PM):''' You think im sexy?
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (2:14:57 PM):''' yes
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (2:15:33 PM):''' Am I Sexy than Ivy?
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (2:16:25 PM):''' i got you stock little uh
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (2:17:43 PM):''' you are a sexy lady, but as I have stated before, I am saving myself for Ivy.  She is sexy too. I understand you're teasing me and playing on my hormones and such, but I am strong-willed and I honestly should stay on my true course for Ivy, as it was set by God and Jesus.
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (2:18:33 PM):''' Let me tell you a true story, about a dream I had.
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (2:21:22 PM):''' I have had a number of dreams with Popular Guest Stars, including [[Britney Spears]], Pamela Anderson, and many others. Specifically, I had this dream back when I had a crush on [[Megan Schroeder]] (Years Ago).  I was at a momentary cross road, where I had to choose between Megan and Pamela.  I stuck by my morals and went for Megan. And because the same is being applied between you and Ivy, I am going to remain strong and true and stay with Ivy.
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (2:23:45 PM):''' As tempting as it is to lose it with a sexy celebrity as yourself, Vanessa, I am a man who stands strong and true and by the main woman in his life.  I think you can understand that.
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (2:24:15 PM):''' *sigh*  but I digress.
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (2:24:40 PM):''' have you found an opening in your schedule when you and I can meet in person?
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua(2:25:18 PM):''' comeone chris you know you'll take me real quick
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (2:26:01 PM):''' A lot of guys would take you real quick, I am tempted, but I have a good amount of self-control.
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (2:26:22 PM):''' please stop teasing me now, it's crossing a line.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (2:27:15 PM):''' comeon
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (2:27:39 PM):''' you know it and i know it, and you want me really bad
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (2:28:07 PM):''' please, just stop it.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (2:28:16 PM):''' so dont tell me you dont chris
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (2:28:25 PM):''' you know what im doing right now?
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (2:28:39 PM):''' in a Grocery Store?
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (2:29:04 PM):''' no in my Limo touching my tits
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (2:29:53 PM):''' rubbing my lips
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (2:30:15 PM):''' and licking them
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (2:30:18 PM):''' PLEASE, Vanessa.  You are wearing me out mentally right now.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (2:30:44 PM):''' chris dont you wish i was sitting next too you
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (2:31:08 PM):''' rubbing my pretty little hands betwen ur leg's?
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (2:31:13 PM):''' STOP!
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (2:31:25 PM):''' you know you want it really bad
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (2:31:41 PM):''' you told me you like talking nasty chris
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (2:32:05 PM):''' yes I did.
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (2:32:42 PM):''' I had my mind on one thing, scheduling our meeting, and not you're doing a MAJOR change and feeling horny.
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (2:34:21 PM):''' If there wasn't anyone else, I would have you, I would.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (2:34:26 PM):''' just think of me kissing on ur soft little lip's
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (2:35:04 PM):''' But I have Ivy, and I have made my promises to her, as she has mutually made her promises to me as well.  And I had promised God and Jesus.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (2:35:55 PM):''' comeone chris i know it and you know it for urself! that you wanny have sex with me and put you soft little lip's next too mines
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (2:36:25 PM):''' I had promised my true love, my virginity, the romance, even keeping our relationship based on more than just sex for her.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (2:37:40 PM):''' just picture me next too you, and getting close and close and rubbing you hair so softly and kissing you and your hands next too my legs just rubbing up and down
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (2:38:21 PM):''' with my titts next too ur mouth
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (2:39:07 PM):''' comeone baby you know you like that?
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (2:39:37 PM):''' what could you do too me in bed next too you?
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (2:41:24 PM):''' are you there?
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (2:41:28 PM):''' yes.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (2:41:35 PM):''' my pussy getting wet
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (2:42:45 PM):''' Listen, horny woman, please let's just concentrate on scheduling our social meeting for the next time you're in my area.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (2:42:47 PM):''' wanny put your fingers in it?
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (2:43:12 PM):''' i know your Horny
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (2:43:47 PM):''' okay, I will admit that you have rigged my erection, but I have my promises to keep.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (2:43:53 PM):''' and guess makes both of us Horny
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (2:44:12 PM):''' comeone you know like too fuck me really bad
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (2:44:42 PM):''' I would.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (2:44:48 PM):''' you want too right now
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (2:45:15 PM):''' just think of putting you dick in my pussy beening so wet
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (2:46:03 PM):''' I wanna make out with you, I wanna rub your tits, I wanna do a lot to you.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (2:46:15 PM):''' whats els?
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (2:46:31 PM):''' what could you do with me in bed?
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (2:46:37 PM):''' I wanna tickle your pussy.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (2:46:52 PM):''' ur jacking off?
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (2:47:01 PM):''' yeah
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (2:47:24 PM):''' hammer down and call my name
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (2:47:46 PM):''' VANNESSA!!!
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (2:48:12 PM):''' oh baby
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (2:48:13 PM):''' I'm puttin' it in you.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (2:48:21 PM):''' i like it
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (2:48:26 PM):''' me2
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (2:48:32 PM):''' fuck me harder
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (2:48:36 PM):''' yes!
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (2:48:55 PM):''' oh baby
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (2:48:59 PM):''' VANNEY!
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (2:49:25 PM):''' put me in a doggy style
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (2:49:50 PM):''' yes, I'm still in you, and I lean forward to caress your breasts.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (2:50:04 PM):''' i'am baby
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (2:50:12 PM):''' whos my bitch?
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (2:50:20 PM):''' WOOF!
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (2:50:29 PM):''' your my Bitch?
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (2:50:41 PM):''' ARF!
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (2:50:52 PM):''' oh baby
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (2:51:00 PM):''' OH!!!
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (2:51:08 PM):''' you make me feel good
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (2:51:16 PM):''' awesome!
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (2:51:24 PM):''' u there yet?
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (2:51:32 PM):''' I'm getting there.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (2:51:35 PM):''' put that big dick in my pussy
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (2:51:47 PM):''' it's been in your pussy.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (2:51:48 PM):''' fuck me harder
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (2:51:56 PM):''' YES!
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (2:51:56 PM):''' harder
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (2:52:01 PM):''' harder
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (2:52:03 PM):''' YES!
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (2:52:08 PM):''' YES!
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (2:52:18 PM):''' gonna...
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (2:52:35 PM):''' you like my wet pussy?
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (2:52:48 PM):''' YES!
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (2:52:52 PM):''' gonna...
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (2:52:54 PM):''' gonna...
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (2:52:58 PM):''' soon...
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (2:53:16 PM):''' OH!
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (2:53:19 PM):''' SHAZZAM!
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (2:53:47 PM):''' oh baby kiss me
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (2:53:54 PM):''' yes
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (2:54:02 PM):''' put ur dick in my ass
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (2:54:28 PM):''' I'm sorry, I don't do that; not sanitary.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (2:54:33 PM):''' im gona fuck your brains out
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (2:54:49 PM):''' eat my pussy
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (2:54:57 PM):''' damn!
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (2:55:12 PM):''' oh baby
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (2:55:17 PM):''' fuck me harder
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (2:55:25 PM):''' yes
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (2:55:28 PM):''' got a cam?
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (2:55:38 PM):''' I told you I didn't
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (2:56:01 PM):''' oh baby i love your hudge dick
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (2:56:13 PM):''' I HAVE THE POWER!
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (2:56:45 PM):''' fuck me call me bitch
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (2:57:00 PM):''' yes, bitch!
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (2:57:24 PM):''' oh baby baby oh yes
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (2:57:41 PM):''' shoot a load on me
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (2:57:49 PM):''' BAM!
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (2:58:08 PM):''' BAM!  BAM!  BAM!  BAM!  BAM!
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (2:58:26 PM):''' *sigh*
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (2:58:38 PM):''' oh baby ur happy?
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (2:58:47 PM):''' yeah.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (2:59:02 PM):''' thinking of me Chris
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (2:59:03 PM):''' ?
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (2:59:14 PM):''' yeah
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (2:59:16 PM):''' oh baby
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (2:59:22 PM):''' say you love me
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (2:59:29 PM):''' I love you.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (2:59:41 PM):''' i love you too
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (2:59:54 PM):''' r u cool now?
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (2:59:59 PM):''' what a big dick you have
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (3:00:06 PM):''' nope still horny
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (3:00:11 PM):''' you?
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (3:00:21 PM):''' I'm worn out.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (3:00:35 PM):''' oh baby you like it?
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (3:00:41 PM):''' good.</font>
 
==16 April 2009==
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (11:54:38 PM):''' so i know you told me alittle abit of Ivy but the video of you on youtube of you laying down crying and some girl broke up with you
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (11:54:44 PM):''' who was the girl?
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (11:55:33 PM):''' That was MONTHS Ago.  and I do not remember that "girl", but "she" was a troll anyway.
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (11:57:07 PM):''' I think I remember now, yes.  that was [[Sarah Cassandra McKenzie]]; not a troll.  An australian girl, but she was a victim of the recent bushfires.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (11:57:13 PM):''' i need too know little more info about your child hood bc wanny use it for the movie
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (11:57:24 PM):''' oh
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (11:59:26 PM):''' If I understood the scenario, I can offer a proper piece of my childhood from memory for the movie. [[Officer Nasty|A blow-up female sex doll, which came with a plastic, removable police outfit]].
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:01:37 AM):''' In my adult life, I have gone through a number of female sex dolls.  After a while of putting my weight carefully on them in the artificial intercourse, they each would have a hole punctured on the inside from my weight, which was irrepairable.
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:01:54 AM):''' I think I've been through 3 of the "Officer Nasty" dolls.
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:02:20 AM):''' you can look up that, and other, sex dolls on http://www.adameve.com
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:02:44 AM):''' and with a minimum 17 dollar purchase, they offer a free gift.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:02:46 AM):''' do you trust me?
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:02:57 AM):''' yes, Vanessa, I trust you
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:03:39 AM):''' do you put things in ur ass? if you do its kinda turn's me on
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:04:06 AM):''' I did for a short time, but I found it uncomfortable for me, so I don't do that anymore.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:04:23 AM):''' comeon baby you still do it plzz tell me honey
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:05:04 AM):''' sometimes with a narrow jet of water from my adjustable shower-head on a hose.
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:05:11 AM):''' other than that, no.
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:05:25 AM):''' I tell you straight-out.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:08:02 AM):''' dont play with me
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:08:17 AM):''' chris you still have some feelings for me
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:08:26 AM):''' i know you do bc i can tell it
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:08:34 AM):''' strictly caring feelings for you as a friend.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:09:09 AM):''' chris you bad boy
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:09:13 AM):''' you know you do
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:09:17 AM):''' just tell me
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:09:27 AM):''' would you take me than ivy?
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:09:49 AM):''' no, I would take Ivy first, because I have promised my heart and virginity to her.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:10:03 AM):''' Chris you told me you love me
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:10:14 AM):''' I love you as a friend.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:11:47 AM):''' what would you do if i was nacked in the Limo with you?
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:11:57 AM):''' Yes, I would love to meet you for myself, as a friend.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:12:24 AM):''' and you like too see me Nacked
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:12:29 AM):''' I would feel nervous, and I would resist.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:12:43 AM):''' yeah right
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:12:51 AM):''' you'll go at it
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:12:54 AM):''' and fuck me
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:13:26 AM):''' No, I would not.  I have my morals, and Jesus guides me.  And I have my strong promises I have mutually made with Ivy.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:13:45 AM):''' you told me something diff early today
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:14:11 AM):''' I caved in, but even though I typed "Vanessa", I was actually shouting "Ivy"
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:14:19 AM):''' what would you do if you and Ivy broke up?
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:14:41 AM):''' yeah right
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:14:41 AM):''' I would feel saddened for a while, but eventually I would move on.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:14:59 AM):''' no you would'nt you'll ask me out
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:15:03 AM):''' would'nt you?
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:15:23 AM):''' maybe, but I can not foresee the future.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:15:40 AM):''' yeah
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:16:01 AM):''' Look, you're going to back in C-Ville tomorrow, I can meet you at the McDonalds at Forest Lakes, what time is good for our meeting?
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:16:05 AM):''' but still if i came down there now and tease you little you'll make you move belive me you will
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:16:37 AM):''' you can try, but I will remain strong and resist.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:16:52 AM):''' oh baby fuck me im horny
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:17:05 AM):''' oh my god im really amn
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:17:07 AM):''' Do You Not Have Any Self-Control, Vanessa?
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:17:18 AM):''' im so fucking horny
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:17:22 AM):''' i want you
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:17:25 AM):''' Please, Control Yourself.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:17:32 AM):''' i want you chris
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:17:38 AM):''' plzzz fuck me
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:17:41 AM):''' i want it
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:17:46 AM):''' dont make me bag
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:17:52 AM):''' I have set my ground rules.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:18:01 AM):''' comeon i want you
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:18:39 AM):''' Please control yourself.  How about 3:00 or 4:00 for our meeting tomorrow afternoon?
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:20:10 AM):''' comeon baby i want ur dick
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:20:19 AM):''' sorry, it is limp.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:20:27 AM):''' dont tease me
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:20:33 AM):''' i dont like beening tease
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:20:41 AM):''' FUCK ME
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:20:43 AM):''' FUCK ME
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:20:46 AM):''' CHRIS OH BABY
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:20:54 AM):''' im rubbing my pussy
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:20:57 AM):''' and getting wet
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:21:11 AM):''' I am being honest, I wish you would respect my space and request of a non-sexual conversation.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:21:28 AM):''' comeon
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:21:37 AM):''' i want you dick really bad
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:22:22 AM):''' I was once your age, when I would have wanted sex left and right, but I have grown up more mature mentally, and I have my Sweetheart I have been praying for from God and Jesus.
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:22:30 AM):''' I wish you would respect my wishes.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:27:40 AM):''' what happen too Sara?
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:28:12 AM):''' Like I said earlier, she perished in the recent Australian Bushfires.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:28:32 AM):''' im talking about Sara Hammer
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:28:39 AM):''' oh.
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:28:59 AM):''' A few years ago, she got married to William Spicer
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:29:43 AM):''' since her last visit just after her wedding, I haven't heard from her since, outside of her father's updates on rare occassion.
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:30:14 AM):''' Last I heard, William has been treating her very well, and she is healthy and safe.
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:30:41 AM):''' Joshua told me recently that she was employed, but I forget where.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:30:44 AM):''' how did you get fired from ur job selling knives?
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:31:58 AM):''' that was when I worked as a Cutco salesman.  I did not get fired; my boss got replaced, then I did not know what to do with any future business transactions from that summer job, so I quit.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:32:52 AM):''' tell me little bit about the girl at thee game place
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:33:28 AM):''' ???
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:33:33 AM):''' chris u there?
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:33:51 AM):''' i'm here.
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:34:00 AM):''' Megan.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:34:34 AM):''' whats the lyrics to Sonichu's Zip?
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:35:13 AM):''' a crush I had my eye on for the two years we were in personal touch.  But she felt no lovey emotions for me, and last June, I got kicked out of The Game Place by that bastard, Michael Snyder; he hated my guts.
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:35:57 AM):''' I'll e-mail you the lyrics after I've found my hand-written lyric sheet.
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:36:11 AM):''' because it would take a while to type them up, and I can't remember them all off the top of my head.
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:36:19 AM):''' at the moment
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:42:43 AM):''' have you seen the "sonichu the animated series" on youtube?
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:42:55 AM):''' by Spaz Kid
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:43:00 AM):''' a bit of it
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:49:57): why are you doing comic 10 when he hasn't finished comic 9 yet
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:50:09 AM):''' no, I am working on Book #9; I did those few pages for 10 on-the-spot in a random spark of inspiration.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:50:51 AM):''' ur gona give me a copy?
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:51:06 AM):''' I may.
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:52:36 AM):''' I will have it completed soon enough.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:53:26): Where will you take me on our frst date?
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:55:24 AM):''' I can treat you to lunch at the McDonalds when we meet there.
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:55:56 AM):''' I have to get some sleep.  I'll talk to you again later.
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:56:09 AM):''' Love and Peace.</font>
 
==19 April 2009==
''[Robotnik's note: Bah; some of this chatlog is missing and everything from 1:00:29 AM on may have happened on an earlier day. Sorry...]''
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:32:47 AM):''' Hey, Vanessa.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:32:53 AM):''' jey
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:33:38 AM):''' I understand from Josh that you're staying at the H.I. across from Kroger right now, yes?
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:33:49 AM):''' yeah
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:34:29 AM):''' cool.  what time do you plan on getting up later this morning, because I'm thinking I can meet you in the lobby about then.
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:34:37 AM):''' or soon after.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:34:48 AM):''' ok
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:35:34 AM):''' alright, shall we schedule 9:00?
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:36:01 AM):''' that dvd you give joshua didnt work
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:36:11 AM):''' you mean the CD-R
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:36:19 AM):''' yeah
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:36:28 AM):''' what happened?
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:37:46 AM):''' reads Error 2041 an invalid sample description was found in the movie Strong CWC 2.mp4
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:36:01 AM):''' that dvd you give joshua didnt work
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:36:11 AM):''' you mean the CD-R
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:36:19 AM):''' yeah
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:36:28 AM):''' what happened?
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:37:46 AM):''' reads Error 2041 an invalid sample description was found in the movie Strong CWC 2.mp4
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:42:14 AM):''' although, YouTube apparently didn't have trouble with such video files when I upload them before, but that's neither here nor there.
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:42:40 AM):''' anyway, I will do that for you.
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:43:12 AM):''' so I'll as again, can I meet you at your hotel at 9:00 AM today?
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:45:37 AM):''' hey chris if i have too rush back to Cailf you wouldnt be mad would you?
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:45:53 AM):''' a bit ticked, but not mad.
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:46:00 AM):''' should I come earlier than 9?
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:46:13 AM):''' I can do 7.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:49:32 AM):''' you know you like me
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:49:54 AM):''' I like you as my friend.
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:50:03 AM):''' and I care for you as my friend.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:50:09 AM):''' i wont say a word too ivy just say yes
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:50:30 AM):''' but I'm in Love with Ivy.  And I made my solemn vows to not cheat on her.
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (1:00:29 AM):''' Vanessa, I love you.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (1:00:44 AM):''' and you have feelings for me
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (1:00:49 AM):''' and dont lie
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (1:01:02 AM):''' I feel for you, as an empathetic person
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (1:03:02 AM):''' I care, love and feel for you from my heart too.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (1:21:44 AM):''' but you love me
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (1:21:54 AM):''' I love you as my close friend.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (1:21:55 AM):''' how long you know me?
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (1:22:04 AM):''' a few years.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (1:22:35 AM):''' and you turning me down for Ivy?
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (1:22:44 AM):''' and you know me for years
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (1:23:21 AM):''' Ivy fixed my biological clock; she is my muse; she inspires feelings into me I hadn't felt for a long time before I spoke to her.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (1:23:36 AM):''' okey
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (1:23:46 AM):''' you know what love is?
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (1:23:53 AM):''' do u?
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (1:24:04 AM):''' yeah
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (1:24:06 AM):''' because I do.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (1:24:13 AM):''' tell me?
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (1:24:14 AM):''' I've felt True Love.</font>
 
==20 April 2009==
 
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (10:28:43 PM):''' well walk around the campus then with a sign then
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (10:28:58 PM):''' with a hudge hat
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (10:28:59 PM):''' do you want me to go to a hotel and meet you there, is that what you're saying?
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua(10:29:19 PM):''' meet me tomorrow at the campus
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (10:29:25 PM):''' okay.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (10:29:26 PM):''' around 1:00pm
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (10:29:31 PM):''' with a sign
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua(10:29:35 PM):''' saying
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (10:29:41 PM):''' your name?
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (10:29:57 PM):''' yes
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (10:30:44 PM):''' and my name and after that says im here im here im here its me!! with a smily face on it
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (10:31:08 PM):''' okay, sounds good.
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (10:31:49 PM):''' 1:00 on the JMU campus; I will have the sign; you have my pictures, so you'll be able to recognize me.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (10:31:51 PM):''' you have a cat in hat?
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (10:31:54 PM):''' Hat?
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (10:32:07 PM):''' yes, I can wear my PaRappa the Rapper Hat.
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (10:33:29 PM):''' and I will have the four videos I had on that CD-R for you to copy to your laptop on my PSP.
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (10:33:42 PM):''' and a USB cable to hook the two up with.
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (10:34:11 PM):''' but formatted to be compatible with most other programs.
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (10:34:18 PM):''' *video viewing programs.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (10:50:10 PM):''' you'll in love with Ivy?
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (10:50:15 PM):''' yes I am.
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (10:50:22 PM):''' very much.
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (10:50:50 PM):''' today was our 2nd month anniversary from since we started communicating with each other on the telephone.
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (10:50:59 PM):''' *our cell phones.
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (10:52:14 PM):''' I sent her an animated greeting card, and I just printed the details she sent me for a new music video I'll be working on this week.  similar to the "Holding Out For a Hero" video I did a while back.
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (10:53:45 PM):''' except the song is Celine Dion's "It's All Coming Back To Me", and the story is our fantasy future wedding
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (10:54:06 PM):''' LOTS of drawing to do and such.
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (10:54:25 PM):''' :)
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (10:55:54 PM):''' I am looking forward to starting on the project.  The previous music video took me 2 nights and 3 days to put together.</font>
 
==21 April 2009==
I was almost not going to post this due to lack of lulz, then towards the end when he starts acting tough and talks about how attractive he is I decided it had to be posted.
 
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (11:33:45 PM):''' she's okay.  but now she's giving me a mean-eye; your bodyguards did a background check on me, with my run-ins with the police.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (11:33:57 PM):''' yeah
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (11:34:53 PM):''' they do alot of background check alot bc they care for me
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (11:35:38 PM):''' I understand.
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (11:35:49 PM):''' I just typed up what happened with the police to Emily.
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (11:36:04 PM):''' would you like to know too?
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (11:36:10 PM):''' sure
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (11:36:20 PM):''' This was in my EARLIER days of my Sweetheart Search Years Ago; I got handcuffed for "solicitation" and "loitering"; my attraction method for finding women was a sign stating that I was a single male, seeking a boyfriend-free woman.  I learned a year or two later from my mother's words that having the sign by my side made me look retarded, and gave a possible impression of selling sex, which was NOT the case.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (11:36:56 PM):''' oh
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (11:37:49 PM):''' yeah emily very cute girl
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (11:38:42 PM):''' Ivy is a beautiful girl too.  Next time you talk to Harleen, or I meet you (whichever comes first), you may ask Harleen about Ivy; they were close friends.
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (11:39:16 PM):''' she may also confidentially share a picture with you, if I don't first.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (11:39:27 PM):''' ok
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (11:39:54 PM):''' yesterday was our 2-month anniversary since we started talking to each other on the phones.
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (11:40:08 PM):''' I sent her a fun animated greeting e-card
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (11:40:38 PM):''' and I'm going to create a new music video for her, where the story is a fantasy wedding between me and her.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (11:41:45 PM):''' oh ic
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (11:42:29 PM):''' you should send emily some pic's of you
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (11:42:42 PM):''' the new video was her idea, and I delightfully agreed to it; she e-mailed me some of her details for the wedding.  She wanted me to redraw "Home Movies"' Coach McGuirk for her father.  :D
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (11:43:12 PM):''' I tried; she is not using an AOL client that can receive files on the AIM, or even in e-mail to her AIM address.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (11:45:55 PM):''' Have you try Sex on the Beach?
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (11:48:30 PM):''' ??
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (11:48:44 PM):''' I'm sorry; I just accidentally angered Emily.
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (11:50:30 PM):''' She said that after I made up for missing y'all with lunch next tuesday, she'll do something for me; I misunderstood and said a wrong thing with no intention of harm.
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (11:50:34 PM):''' :(
</font><br><font color="#009966">'''Joshua (11:50:48 PM):''' ok
</font><br><font color="#009966">'''Joshua (11:51:08 PM):''' well you need to be nice
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (11:54:36 PM):''' that's not easy to think up on the spot, but I just explained how I can relate to how she feels about my mistake.
</font><br><font color="#009966">'''Joshua (11:54:49 PM):''' k
</font><br><font color="#009966">'''Joshua (11:54:58 PM):''' you have a mic?
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (11:55:05 PM):''' yeah, but hang on for a bit.
</font><br><font color="#009966">'''Joshua (11:55:18 PM):''' say sorry to her on the mic
</font><br><font color="#009966">'''Joshua (11:58:13 PM):''' she's very Sexy
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (11:59:35 PM):''' I'm sure of that, but I'm just confiding in her about a piece of my past with encyclopedia dramatica.
</font><br><font color="#009966">'''Joshua (11:59:44 PM):''' ok
</font><br><font color="#009966">'''Joshua (12:06:17 AM):''' so what you think about emily?
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:06:50 AM):''' she's a good girl.
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:07:35 AM):''' she is understanding of my past situation, and I think she's feeling empathetic for me too.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:07:48 AM):''' kool
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:10:37 AM):''' so ask me something you think Ivy is the 1 for you?
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:11:15 AM):''' ?
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:11:58 AM):''' God told me so in his own words, and I've told you the true story about the previous music video and my fixed biological clock.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:13:18 AM):''' if you amd Ivy have a girl what would u Name it?
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:13:23 AM):''' Crystal
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:13:27 AM):''' if it was a Boy?
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:13:33 AM):''' i mean the whole name
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:13:34 AM):''' Reginald, or her choice.
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:13:41 AM):''' girl: Crystal Weston Chandler
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:14:06 AM):''' boy, Reginald (her choice for middle name and/or different first name) Chandler.
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:14:44 AM):''' Crystal is just a pretty name, and I have had NUMEROUS DREAMS where I had my daughter in my arms, and her name was always Crystal Weston Chandler.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:17:55 AM):''' so i heard you know Karate?
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:17:55 AM):''' I just finished talking to Emily; she's cool with me again; it is scheduled for a second attempt next tuesday.
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:17:59 AM):''' a bit
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:18:51 AM):''' meeting in the Cafeteria/Ballroom building.  Let's plan on meeting in front of the Ballroom entrance, just down the hall from the info desk on the 2nd floor.
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:19:27 AM):''' I can do a karate kick and chop, but I don't consider myself a blackbelt.
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:19:29 AM):''' :)
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:20:33 AM):''' so you think you good as Joshua?
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:21:50 AM):''' he's probably better than me at karate, but I am strong.  I can lift my office chair in my room over my head, even with a moderately heavy object in the seat.
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:22:05 AM):''' the chair alone is Heavy.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:23:31 AM):''' so why dont you try Karate on Joshua
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:23:33 AM):''' ?
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:24:08 AM):''' I don't want to accidentally hurt him; I am a peaceful-type gentleman.
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:24:21 AM):''' but I can put up a good defense and offense when provoked.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:25:27 AM):''' so you think Joshua can beat you in Karate?
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:25:39 AM):''' most likely.  lol
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:25:57 AM):''' but even I would be surprised if I could even pin him down.
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:26:03 AM):''' he's slightly taller than me.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:26:21 AM):''' that dont mean nothing
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:26:33 AM):''' I see that.
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:26:59 AM):''' but, yeah, I honestly think he would beat up my ass if he wanted to.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:27:05 AM):''' would you like too try it on Joshua?
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:27:29 AM):''' IDK, maybe.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:28:09 AM):''' ask him
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:28:15 AM):''' you should try
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:30:05 AM):''' I guess.  lol  but I feel kinda shy about it.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:32:07 AM):''' well try it om Joshua this week
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:32:22 AM):''' next time I see him, I'll ask.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:32:43 AM):''' he's gona say yes bc i know him really well
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:34:05 AM):''' what gona happen if you get ur ass kicked?
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:35:19 AM):''' hopefully I won't be hurt soo bad I would require an ambulance, but I'd probably cry and weep from the pain for a short moment to a while.
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:35:58 AM):''' but I have handled the heaviest of emotional pain, and I have expirenced a dose of physical pain too.
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:36:02 AM):''' a good dose
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:35:58 AM):''' but I have handled the heaviest of emotional pain, and I have expirenced a dose of physical pain too.
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:36:02 AM):''' a good dose.
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:37:26 AM):''' between being pinned down by the Nathanel Greene Elementary school staff in the 4th grade, being handcuffed and dragged, having my head rubbed vigorously on a carpet to make me shed bloddy tears.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:41:04 AM):''' ur wanny try it see how good you are?
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:41:36 AM):''' alright; a later time I see him, I'll ask him.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:42:31 AM):''' so how you know ur Karate?
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:42:43 AM):''' learned it from television mostly.
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:42:45 AM):''' and movies
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:43:19 AM):''' so that makes you good from watching it?
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:44:15 AM):''' anyway, I have published a set of 8 questions on Sonichu, and 8 on myself. I'm not saying, but I have actually tried my karate in high school while I was in the gym, and in the lavatory so I don't have to touch the handle with my hands.
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:46:28 AM):''' after we meet, I will let you watch my crazy nudie audition you requested, as well as my test of strength.
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:46:41 AM):''' those were on the CD-R.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:48:18 AM):''' if joshua kick ur ass so bad and mess you face up how ur gona feel about it?
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:48:41 AM):''' ??
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:48:45 AM):''' just wounder
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:49:43 AM):''' A SHITLOAD OF PAIN, Physical, and Emotional; I would feel like my face is not as nice as it looks now, or before then, and that I would probably look like a hideous beast no woman would ever want.  :(
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:50:14 AM):''' I feel like I could cry just imagining that...  :_(</font>
 
==22 April 2009==
 
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:20:48 AM):''' so i heard that you and Joshua and his friends was at the mall talking with you 1 day
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:20:53 AM):''' with a girl
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:20:55 AM):''' ?
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:21:13 AM):''' Yeah, Taylor's gal-pal, Kim I think was her name.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:21:18 AM):''' so what you think about the girl was with Joshua??
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:21:34 AM):''' ???
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:21:53 AM):''' i heard that you think she very sexy what i heard?
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:22:09 AM):''' she was cute and sexy, but I still remain devoted to my Sweetest Ivy.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:23:51 AM):''' so if Ivy ask you too clean ur house all up would you?
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:24:02 AM):''' yes
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:24:16 AM):''' but I would require finding places for all that junk.
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:24:35 AM):''' my family were pack rats.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:25:01 AM):''' let me ask you something! if ivy ask too have sex with you, and said put something up in ur butt would you?
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:25:15 AM):''' in a heartbeat
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:26:09 AM):''' would you sub it up so far and go like oh baby i like it?
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:26:15 AM):''' would you ride it?
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:26:27 AM):''' yes
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:27:13 AM):''' would you stick big 1's ?
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:27:56 AM):''' big what?
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:27:59 AM):''' would you let her stick in you and go out and in?
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:28:03 AM):''' big things
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:28:12 AM):''' specifically?
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:28:13 AM):''' like a fake dick
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:28:18 AM):''' yeah
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:28:27 AM):''' oh, yeah if she wanted to do that.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:28:29 AM):''' you can tell me
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:28:39 AM):''' i mean too you
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:28:49 AM):''' I would take that in for her.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:29:36 AM):''' if  she strapa fake dick on her and told you too bend over and would you let her fuck you hard?
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:29:42 AM):''' yes
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:31:07 AM):''' so you'll injoy it?
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:31:21 AM):''' I guess.
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:31:48 AM):''' I should go; I have to pull this all-nighter to finish my music video for Ivy.  I need a cup of coffee too.
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:31:51 AM):''' I'll TTYL.</font>
 
==27 April 2009==
''[Robotnik's note: Incomplete again, sorry. Long story short- Chris thinks he sees Vanessa IRL. Also, Clyde Cash!]''
 
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (11:08:11 PM):''' so what you think about me today?
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (11:08:12 PM):''' talkin' to u and Emily.
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (11:08:18 PM):''' you were cute.
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (11:08:25 PM):''' I noticed your pink/white backpack.
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (11:08:41 PM):''' I was dumb for not getting up and approaching you; I thought shouting "Vanessa" would be enough to strike up attention. 
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (11:09:08 PM):''' oh well you should of got up but i didnt hear you
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (11:09:50 PM):''' yeah.  but it's okay; at least I saw you both.  :)  That's enough for right now.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (11:10:00 PM):''' yeah
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (11:10:07 PM):''' you think i look very sexy?
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (11:10:11 PM):''' at least I'll probably be more able to recognize you in public.
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (11:10:12 PM):''' yes.
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:11:08 AM):''' actually, I can't, because of my mother's recent emotions, she doesn't want me to take the car today.
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:11:28 AM):''' I have to respect her wishes.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:11:43 AM):''' ok
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:11:52 AM):''' at least I was still able to sneak away with a good excuse for an aliby to see you and Emily.
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:16:45 AM):''' yes, and she's speaking against hanging out with him.
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:16:53 AM):''' I told you before why she hated him
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:17:05 AM):''' she sees him as a con-artist type.
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:32:40 AM):''' Also, check with Emily's Bodyguard about Clyde Cash; spread the word about keeping watch for him, and to turn him into the police, please.</font>
 
==30 April 2009==
Vanessa decides to stop being a freeloading bitch and stops using Joshua's AIM
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Vanessa (10:58:15 PM):''' so what you think about Brooke
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Vanessa (10:58:16 PM):''' ?
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (10:58:30 PM):''' Emily's talkin' about beastiality; I'm personally not into it.
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (10:58:34 PM):''' she's cool.  :)
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Vanessa (10:58:50 PM):''' you think she very sweet?
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Vanessa (10:58:57 PM):''' and sexy girl?
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (10:59:12 PM):''' she's sweet.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Vanessa (11:00:18 PM):''' you total gota meet her
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (11:00:28 PM):''' one day, maybe.
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (11:00:50 PM):''' but I'm more interested in Ivy's coming to Virginia currently; only a few weeks to go.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Vanessa (11:23:39 PM):''' so what you think about me in playboy?
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (11:23:59 PM):''' you were goregous.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Vanessa (11:24:16 PM):''' i think you might of Jack off when you saw me?
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (11:24:33 PM):''' I can control myself very well.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Vanessa (11:24:33 PM):''' yes you did dont be shy
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (11:25:14 PM):''' I'll admit you rigged an erection that day.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Vanessa (11:25:25 PM):''' yeah i knew
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (11:25:34 PM):''' but I didn't jack off, I swear on the bible.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Vanessa (11:25:41 PM):''' right
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Vanessa (11:25:52 PM):''' with my nice body
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (11:26:50 PM):''' very nice bod, but I control myself for my Sweetheart I've been talking to for over two months now.  :)
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Vanessa (11:27:06 PM):''' oh really
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (11:27:13 PM):''' yes.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Vanessa (11:27:19 PM):''' i have some nude nude pics of me like too see them?
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (11:27:51 PM):''' no thank you, I've seen you already in that Playboy.
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (11:28:46 PM):''' and I've made my promises to my Sweetest Ivy to not be sexy with anyone else but her before our mutual first time.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Vanessa (11:46:33 PM):''' what could you do with Ivy?
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (11:47:00 PM):''' :)  Most Everything I've learned from watching the porn I've watched.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Vanessa (11:48:38 PM):''' f she told you that Joshua and emily and Vanessa and 2 gay guys be there! and she told you let the gay guy fuck you would you let them?
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Vanessa (11:49:03 PM):''' if she likes it
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Vanessa (11:49:12 PM):''' if she bags you
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (11:49:27 PM):''' maybe
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (11:51:34 PM):''' are you going to have a party for your birthday?
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Vanessa (11:51:44 PM):''' yeah very hudge party
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (11:51:52 PM):''' awesome.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Vanessa (11:52:07 PM):''' its a nude party
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (11:52:17 PM):''' testing me again?
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Vanessa (11:52:21 PM):''' No
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Vanessa (11:52:29 PM):''' just gona be the girls
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Vanessa (11:52:35 PM):''' and joshua gona be there
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Vanessa (11:52:38 PM):''' here
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (11:52:45 PM):''' ic.
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (11:53:17 PM):''' if I asked to be invited, would you invite me?
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (11:55:09 PM):''' and I would bring Ivy.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Vanessa (11:59:22 PM):''' just go there
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Vanessa (11:59:37 PM):''' or go here
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Vanessa (11:59:41 PM):''' http://www.pmates.com/index.php?s=Megan+Fox&submit=Search
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (11:59:43 PM):''' I did
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Vanessa (11:59:54 PM):''' okey
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:01:27 AM):''' if you wanted me to comment further on your bod, than I say it is still very sexy.
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:01:33 AM):''' and hot.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Vanessa (12:04:32 AM):''' do you workout?
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Vanessa (12:04:52 AM):''' what you gona do if you see all of us Nacked at the Party?
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:05:06 AM):''' I walk for at least an hour.
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:05:16 AM):''' we'll be naked there too.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Vanessa (12:05:38 AM):''' lol you might get all horny and trying too have sex with one of us
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:05:42 AM):''' *at least an hour a day
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:05:54 AM):''' Ivy can keep me in line.  :)
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Vanessa (12:06:11 AM):''' nay u'll try
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:06:12 AM):''' and I have a good sense of self-control.
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:06:31 AM):''' we'll see, won't we?
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:07:02 AM):''' Did Vanessa hear me when I said that she could fly me and Ivy to your party?
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:07:20 AM):''' *or read my note of that
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:28:00 AM):''' I have a LOT of titles, and some of which were recorded from Cinemax and HBO in the past.  A lot of the titles I have came from www.adameve.com
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:28:34 AM):''' I'll have to make up a list of the movie titles for you, and you can look them up for yourself.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Vanessa (12:34:57 AM):''' kool you have a fake pussy?
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Vanessa (12:35:02 AM):''' there?
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Vanessa (12:35:43 AM):''' thats sweet
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Vanessa (12:35:49 AM):''' if so
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Vanessa (12:36:10 AM):''' if you do you do ant nothing wrong with that
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:36:12 AM):''' I did receive a fake pussy with a sex doll.</font>
 
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