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"Darling", also spelt "Dahling", is a common term of affection noteworthy for its idiosyncratic misuse by Chris. "Dear" is also used by him for the same purposes, albeit less commonly. While the term, when used by an adult male for an adult female, almost always carries romantic associations, Chris says that he uses it purely in a platonic manner and cannot understand why the objects of his affection find it creepy. It is possible that because Chris sees himself as a woman, he thinks he can escape the gendered meaning of the word, ignoring that an actual lesbian saying it to another woman would be only modestly less creepy. Chris used this term as a default form of address for DoopieDoOver, which most trolls and later Doopie herself recognized as Chris attempting to hit on a potential Sweetheart. Chris's incessant use of the term was a key factor in making Doopie feel uncomfortable with interacting with him and setting the stage for the climax of the Doopie Saga. Chris later brought the term back, along with "dear", when interacting with Doopie's friend LadyOfTheCosmo, who turned out to be much less tolerant of it than Doopie. She tried to convince Chris, to no avail, of the typical connotations of the words, only resulting in Chris obstinately continuing to address her with them. Lady's patience with this unraveled rapidly to the point of simply cursing at Chris, before he unfollowed her and she blocked him. Chris then used his sockpuppet account to roleplay the "proper" use of the term. Chris uses both "darling" and "dear" to refer to his mother. His MLP-inspired character of her is named Sugar Darling. He is heard addressing her as "dear" in an April 2017 Captain's Log, and Clare Porter has further mentioned that he addressed Barb that way over the phone. (More...)
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... that even now, Chris does not think he is fat? ... that Sarah Jackson, Chris's sweetheart and a Decepticon, was brutally murdered by Optimus Prime? ... that Chris loves to give dating advice to high schoolers in spite of never having been on a real date as a teenager or an adult? ... that Chris repeatedly dreamt his sweetheart amid a watery maze? ... and that Chris expects his fans to know what happens in his dreams? ... that Chris recorded himself screaming at a toilet? ... that Chris has a fourth love doll, Yumi? ... that Chris claims to weigh 216 pounds? ... that Sega knows about Chris's attempts to change Sonic's arms back? ... that Chris rates jail a 2/5?

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Da Update

It is currently June 2024. It has been...

4

day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.

We highly advise against seeking out Chris in any way.

Current Updates

30 May - Chris threatens legal action against the person behind the previous day sighting.
29 May - Chris is spotted at the Big Island house.
28 May - Third round of Praetor commissions goes on sale on OfficialCWCMart.
26 May - Chris receives two official write-in votes for the presidential nomination of the Libertarian Party.
24 May - Chris is spotted at an airport in Dallas, Texas.
19 May - Chris's car is spotted parked at the Big Island house.
12 May - Chris tweets to complain about people having taken photos of him without consent.

Recently Uncovered Info

30 May - Interview Prep, Mad Over Wikipedia from October 2020
20 May - Priorities from December 2019
19 May - Conjuring Movies from January 2021
18 May - Christmas and Merge Talk from December 2020
27 April - Picture of Chris editing Transformers - Past Ideas Reemerging Part 3 from January 2024
19 April - Art request for Sockness lore from December 2019
11 April - Cults3D from January 2024

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-*http://encyclopediadramatica.com/User:AZT-13/Chris-chan_Emails_Part_I
-*http://encyclopediadramatica.com/User:AZT-13/Chris-chan_Emails_Part_II
-*http://encyclopediadramatica.com/User:AZT-13/Chris-chan_Emails_Part_III
-*http://encyclopediadramatica.com/User:AZT-13/Chris-chan_Emails_Part_IV
-*[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-chan/Megan_Saga Megan emails]
 *[http://rapidshare.com/files/152554112/BlancaCWC2.zip Blanca emails]
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-*http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Other
+*[http://www.mediafire.com/?jutthjydykt Miyamoto Saga]
-*[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-chan/Quotes Quotes]
+*[http://www.mediafire.com/?mdn5wamumtv Vidya games list]
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