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Similar to the topic of faith and the topic of morality, Chris's actual beliefs on gender and how it is classified are more complex than his stated beliefs. For someone so preoccupied with gender identity, Chris displays a staggering ignorance of how either gender typically behaves, and his views of both genders are extremely warped due to him taking the stereotypes he is presented with in television and music at face value. (More...)
Did you Know
... that Chris's Donald Duck impersonation is the most terrifying thing in existence? ... that Chris's failure is in defiance of genetics: his father was an engineer who published seven patents; his half-brothers are a doctor and a film reviewer; and his half-sister is a mathematician? ... that Sonichu has his own animated series? ... that Evan killed Mommy? ... that Chris can handle getting fake numbers from girls because of Seinfeld? ... that Chris originally was a marketing major (which he picked at random) before picking CADD when he enrolled at PVCC? ... and that he didn't know what kind of jobs one could get with a CADD certificate? ... that Slaweel the Witch isn't blonde with devil horns, she has grey hair and wears a horned helmet? ... that Chris actually copyrighted Sonichu? ... that Chris should have changed the oil in his car in April 2009, but still hasn't done it? ... and that he's overdue for it even in his newest car?

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It is currently June 2024. It has been...

day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.

We highly advise against seeking out Chris in any way.

Current Updates

30 May - Chris threatens legal action against the person behind the previous day sighting.
29 May - Chris is spotted at the Big Island house.
28 May - Third round of Praetor commissions goes on sale on OfficialCWCMart.
26 May - Chris receives two official write-in votes for the presidential nomination of the Libertarian Party.
24 May - Chris is spotted at an airport in Dallas, Texas.
19 May - Chris's car is spotted parked at the Big Island house.
12 May - Chris tweets to complain about people having taken photos of him without consent.

Recently Uncovered Info

30 May - Interview Prep, Mad Over Wikipedia from October 2020
20 May - Priorities from December 2019
19 May - Conjuring Movies from January 2021
18 May - Christmas and Merge Talk from December 2020
27 April - Picture of Chris editing Transformers - Past Ideas Reemerging Part 3 from January 2024
19 April - Art request for Sockness lore from December 2019
11 April - Cults3D from January 2024

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