Talk:Muscle bra

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See the discussion on the sports bra pic page. The "muscle bra" might only be the shirt he's wearing and not actually sports bra. --Champthom 15:43, 1 November 2009 (CET)

He would call shirt a shirt and not bra. "I highly recommend this to every dude who goes around shirtless: wear a muscle bra." --Sonijew 15:50, 1 November 2009 (CET)

It can't be a shirt. Even if he considers a normal shirt a different one if he rolls his sleeves, I do believe he still has the basic rudimentary logic required to tell the difference between a shirt and a bra. -- Da_Nuke the Rage Bomb 06:59, 3 November 2009 (CET)

I'm with Sonijew and Da Nuke. He's obviously aware that the world at large knows about him wearing sports bras, so he's trying to justify it by saying it's for his muscles, and that all STRONG guys should wear them. --Beat 07:04, 3 November 2009 (CET)

My theory: "When Daddy CWCism and Mommy Freudian-Slip love each other very much, they..." In other words: Chris sometimes show incapability to communicate his ideas clearly and people read too much into what he says. --wwwwolf (wake me when you need me) 00:46, 7 November 2009 (CET)

I'm not exactly sure how to word it, but Chris has, in the past, used t-shirts to create homemade muscle bras before he ever decided to start buying them. You can see one clearly in this video: --Kwippleton 23:23, 23 April 2010 (UTC)

  • Well noticed Kwippleton. It's a weight related issue, and he has some pretty obvious cleavage going on there, so I can see why he'd need it. It might be a better idea for Chris and Health than Muscle Bra however.

Why is this up for deletion?

Don't delete this. Or at the very least, merge it with Chris and Fashion. Graduon4eva 23:00, 10 November 2009 (CET)

  • 1) Please sign your comments, (Sorry. I fixed it.) 2) I really think Chris is just talking about his muscle shirt and thinks it's clever of him calling it a "bra" and we really don't have conclusive evidence that he's talking about his sports bra. --Champthom 22:32, 6 November 2009 (CET)
  • he refers to his sports bra as a sports bra, which he wears to support his manboobs. when he says "muscle bra", i think he means that he wants men to cover their bare chests with something. since they don't have breasts like he does, he probably thinks... well, i don't know what he was thinking. but if we're going to have a page about chris's sports bra, it should be about his sports bra, we shouldn't jump to the conclusion that a muscle bra and the sports bra are the same thing, because chris hasn't(to the best of my knowledge) suggested that yet. i think this should be merged with Sports bra photo series, or Sports bra should be made into a real page --cogsdev/vedsgoc 00:57, 7 November 2009 (CET)
    • I agree with Cogs. --James Lamp-Eye 08:14, 7 November 2009 (CET)
    • I agree with Graduon4eva, this article should be merged and made into a sub-article. --Scarletdragon 23:41, 2 December 2009 (CET)
  • After watching this video again, I notice that the "shirt" "Jack" (it was Jack who was the top, right?) does look identical to his sports bra (that is, it's gray and it does look like a bra), and he's talking about wearing a "muscle bra." I was originally skeptica but the video does seem to suggest that Chris does indeed call his sports bra a "muscle bra." I think perhaps the best course would to be to merge the Sports bra photo series into this article, to describe when they first appeared. Thoughts? --Champthom 13:52, 19 December 2009 (CET)

"Chris's review"

Obvious troll is obvious.--Beat 03:07, 26 March 2010 (UTC)


As the Original Creator of Sonichu and also this article, I think the leaked e-mail should have its own article anyway. --Sonijew is back 14:52, 24 April 2010 (UTC)

Requesting picture of Kratos in a muscle bra

For the God of War article. --Sonijew is back 07:53, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

Chest Size

Bear mind I'm having insomnia right now, so forgive me if this is rambly. The band size of a bra is the inches around your chest under the tits (not the tits themselves- that's the cup) + 5. Since bras only come in even numbers, if you land on an odd number, you round up. Chris's email says his band size was 43, and he rounded down to 42. This means his chest is 38 inches around. The average man's chest, at least according to sewing guidelines, between 32 and 35 inches. Usually anything bigger, since there isn't much variety in bone size unless you're just a particularly large man, is caused by either being overweight or being musclebound. It's just another small piece of evidence in how fat Chris is... also, according to my sewing guidelines, it places him at an large in clothing size, but keep in mind that sewing guidelines and premade clothing guidelines differ. BubblegumPinkButler 08:15, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

  • Using Bra Fit Guide, you can see he falls somewhere between a B cup and a C cup. CFA 20:37, 12 April 2011 (PDT)CFA

"Leaked email"

This looks like a troll to me. Beat has already pointed this out, but no-one has acted on this. Has anyone here got sauce on this email or proof that it is Chris? Because if there isn't any then it needs to go. --Old meme 12:04, 13 May 2011 (PDT)

Agreed, looks very 'trollish'. It doesn't have "the feel" of a Chris email at all (if you get what I mean). The fact that there's no known recipient, no source, and no proof of any kind makes it sort of pointless to have. I vote that it gets removed unless a source can be given. --4Macie 13:11, 13 May 2011 (PDT)
The email was sent to Chris and Kacey's mysterious friend Kim, you could figure that out by listening to all 700 of the Kacey Phone Calls. In one of those calls he pretty much repeats what he says in this email, look it up detectives -Acousticvirgin 15:16, 13 May 2011 (PDT)
  • It's a real e-mail, srsly guys.--Champthom 00:47, 14 May 2011 (PDT)
  • Really guys, this e-mail was with the original leak and it wouldn't be up on the CWCki unless it was verified in some way. Now if some guy added an e-mail from Chris today, that might warrant some discussion. Furthermore, I know the people involved and I can personally vouch on the authenticity of this e-mail. Not picking on people here it's amazing that some guy can put up a vague Chris sounding e-mail and everyone will go "OMG IT'S CHRIS" whereas an e-mail that's been around for a year or so that actually is Chris gets suspected as being fake. Guys, Chris wears a bra, he's fucked up, shouldn't be a huge surprise.--Champthom 00:55, 14 May 2011 (PDT)
If Champ says it's real, then it probably is. I guess the only thing that struck me is odd were the word choices. I've never seen Chris use OMG WOW or using the word "like" similar to a school girl...and I can't think of any email I've read of Chris's (when he's not angry) in which he uses drifting words: like sooooooo. But whatever, I'll chalk it up to Chris talking funny cuz it's a girl that's not his sweetheart and it's not a troll he's angry at (which were his usual correspondences). --4Macie 09:47, 14 May 2011 (PDT)


This page doesn't seem to have been touched in a while, and I made some updates and did some reorganization. In particular, I linked to his Brassieres Facebook page and explained that campaign. I fixed some chronology. -asperhes, 1/14/15