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i hacked it

also, jesus fucking christ chris, you STILL think you're fit as a fucking fiddle?Clydec 21:36, 14 October 2009 (CEST)

Who was this an e-mail to? Another troll posing as a gal-pal?--OFSheep 21:49, 14 October 2009 (CEST)

"I also went to McD, Toys 'R' Us, Sheetz, Food Lion and Target for applications; NO PAPER APPLICATIONS!"

What happened to his monthly tugboat?-Scarletdragon 20:33, 14 October 2009

  • As far as I can remember, the tugboat allows for earnings up to 500$/month without getting cut. I don't remember exactly the video (I think it was during the Liquid-Chris Saga), Chris said he was looking for a job. I think it's a mix of credit card debt and Barbara chancelling health that prompted Chris into job hunting. Griffintown 00:30, 15 October 2009 (CEST)

Not sure about the specific laws in Virginia, but in my state they deduct $1 from your benefit payments for every $2 you make (may be reversed). Either way you're allowed to work and earn wages on some level while still receiving gov't disabilty and/or SSI. --Anaconda 00:45, 15 October 2009 (CEST)

  • By the looks of it, the "Lose a dollar for every two" is the same everywhere. From what I've read, he can't exceed $780 USD per month while working or he'll completely lose his SSI--Blazer 01:24, 15 October 2009 (CEST)

I don't know if this is a problem or it's just an issue on my end, but I can't see the third thumbnail. It's just a black box. Anyone else know what's wrong, or is the problem with my computer only? Ayvuir 02:44, 15 October 2009 (CEST)

  • Yeah, I can't see it, either. Clicking it lets me see the bigger picture, but I don't wanna look at him with that thing on up-close! --Blazer 02:48, 15 October 2009 (CEST)
  • man, i wish we could use imagemagick. the thumbnailing software we're using right now sometimes just refuses to work properly. maybe there's some info here or here to help identify what causes these black boxes? --cogsdev/vedsgoc 03:46, 15 October 2009 (CEST)


Does anyone know when the email was sent? It doesn't seem that recent.--Ed Kelly 04:57, 15 October 2009 (CEST)

  • I believe this was from July, August 2009. Trust me, people wanted to get this out sooner but thanks to GREGG MAYS the time is finally right. --Champthom 15:16, 15 October 2009 (CEST)
    • So there's a clear possibility that in his Captain's Log, Stardate September 29th, 2009, the reason why he's tucking his t-shirt collar under the medallion-of-fail's chain is to hide the bra instead of avoiding any irritation to his neck?. If we look at the video Chris dispels videogame rumors, I don't see Chris having any skin rashes whatsoever. Another point on my thesis; the bra pictures got the Pokemon poster in the background. It was remplaced by the Attraction Sign in mid-September. So, from that point, he might wear the bra all the time! Griffintown 20:47, 15 October 2009 (CEST)
      • He's tucked his shirt the medallion-of-fail's chain before
Captain's Log, Stardate September 13th, 2008 --Ed Kelly 02:47, 16 October 2009 (CEST)

To do

Chris bitched about PowerWeb before, maybe on CWCipedia. Someone needs to incorporate some sort of explanatory note about Chris bitching about PowerWeb either through a link to the article that covers the PowerWeb shit or maybe a footnote. --Champthom 15:16, 15 October 2009 (CEST)

Chris's cup size

I wonder what his cup size is? Scarletdragon 04:15, 15 October 2009

  • The website of Walmart doesn't have the answer. I guess it's a "single-size fit all" Griffintown 06:56, 15 October 2009 (CEST)
    • They measured his bust size so I don't think so. I'm guessing sports bras are more about pinning them down so they don't move than supporting them with cups. We may need a female to confirm this...--Ed Kelly 07:42, 15 October 2009 (CEST)
      • Damn, where's Vivian when we need her? Griffintown 07:58, 15 October 2009 (CEST)
      • That's exactly what they're for; hence why the shape is so much different than a standard bra. But, taking a look at what's under them, it appears he's about a small B-Cup. --LizardPie 05:46, 17 October 2009 (CEST)
      • He has to be at least a B cup (from a female's point of view) Scarletdragon 16:07, 18 October 2009 (CEST)
      • He's an A-cup (42A to be exact). You see, there are TWO measurements that ladies need to know when they find the right sized bra: a number and a letter. The number is how big around your chest is UNDER your boobies (rib cage), and the letter is the AMOUNT of boobage. When Chris was measured has said he was a 43. That means his chest is 43" COUNTING HIS MAN BOOBS. He said he purchased a 3-set of 42 which means he has a 42" rib cage and and would make him an A-cup. --Morganna 17:13, 3 January 2010 (CET)
      • I'd also like to mention that a 42A is the same amount of "boobage" as a lady with C-cup if she has an average sized waist (about 34"). --Morganna 17:17, 3 January 2010 (CET)

Wait until Bob sees this

I would like to see what happens is Bob sees chris wearing his new sports bra with a smile... Scarletdragon 22:47, 15 October 2009 (CEST)

  • I wouldn't bet of any strong reaction. Let's remember, how many times he saw naked pictures of him sent by trolls? What about the picture of Chris in Barbara's underwear? Griffintown 07:46, 16 October 2009 (CEST)


Is this the same Target that Chris got thrown out of for stalking girls? --Sack Thaddic 03:48, 16 October 2009 (CEST)

  • Actually, yes since that's the only Target in the area. --Champthom 03:51, 16 October 2009 (CEST)
  • Damn, that ban must been lifted, I presume. --UJ1985 08:50, 16 October 2009 (CEST)
  • About stalking; How do you call the attitude of a man-child asking a slow-moving target like a sale-lady to measure his chest in the goal of buying bras? Just sayin'... Griffintown 19:58, 3 January 2010 (CET)


I re-uploaded and re-linked the images to have more descriptive filenames. Just in case anyone was wondering what those gallery edits were. I also fixed the black box problem. If anyone sees blackboxing on thumbnails anywhere on the CWCki, tell me here. --Fuckingstupid 10:31, 16 October 2009 (CEST)

Sports bra vs Muscle bra

I think that Chris is referring to his tank top (or any tank top in general, such as those worn by Jerseyites) as a "muscle bra" and not to a sports bra worn underneath. --Champthom 18:44, 30 October 2009 (CET)

  • "Muscle shirt" is a real term. It's basically a men's tank top without the low-cut neck. But I think Chris just wants men's pectoral muscles covered at all costs because they arouse disgust him. Anaconda 19:29, 30 October 2009 (CET)
  • Yeah, I was thinking of "muscle shirt" but in any case, I think to avoid assuming that Chris is telling men to wear sport bras and not muscle shirts (though it's still kinda funny to assume the former, but the latter's implications are more natural and still pretty amusing). --Champthom 19:48, 30 October 2009 (CET)

Oh jesus fuck. He's talking about "shirtless dudes", that is with no shirts so he knows what a shirt is. If he wanted them to wear shirts, he would tell them to "wear shirts" (it's in the same sequence). He's wearing a bra now (it's no "muscle shirt", it's a fucking bra, sports bra and sports=muscle), he LOVES it, and apparently he also thinks it's normal and every other dude should wear it on his "pecs" like he does (because he's STRONG! get it). --Sonijew 19:36, 1 November 2009 (CET)

  • But the thing is, Chris likes to call things other things because he thinks it's cute. It's like how he calls his disability check a "monthly tugboat" or a condom a "raincoat." He might just be calling the shirt a "bra" because he thinks it's a cute and clever thing he came up with which justifies his wearing a real bra but I don't think he's saying anything about wearing a real bra. --Champthom 22:04, 1 November 2009 (CET)