User talk:Msummers/archive 1

If you're the Summers I think you are, consider yourself monitored. If not, I'm still watching you. Thelieisacake 23:26, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

This is the same Summers, and I'm not here to cause trouble. My actions on Flipnote Hatena are more to make Chris think he has actual fans than to actually cause trouble for other trolls, and if I'm hurting more than helping, simply tell me to stop, and I shall do so.

I only wish to contribute to the cause.--Msummers 23:32, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

Just don't stroke his e-peen too much; it's prone to bending at unpredictable angles. Thelieisacake 00:05, 27 June 2010 (UTC)

Hehe, I'll keep that in mind :P

Like I said, I'm just here to help the cause, and if there's anything I can do, I'm happy to be of service. Also, since I'm unsure of the rules and I don't exactly want to get in trouble for constantly replying like this, if it would make things easier and it's not horribly rude to ask, I can give you my steam name. Msummers 00:22, 27 June 2010 (UTC)

Sorry about the crap i said telling you to shut up there. It was all part of the act to make it look like I'm a fan jealous of Chris enough that I try to do a "meh" attempt at impersonating him to help lure him into bigger traps such as your plan. --Eniggy 02:29, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

Hey, it's all good, if anything, I thought it was funny. I actually hope to see more of you. Msummers 02:50, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

• I like you. Not as much as I like Beat (which is an entirely unhealthy amount) but I do. How can I assist you, and do I need a DSi to do so? --Ronichu 02:59, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

Actually, no DSi is required unless you're willing to make fun of Chris's antics using animation. You can still do text posts without a DSi using the website. --Eniggy 03:02, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

Yeah, and at most, just be you :P All I really do is scour his flipnote page, add stars when I get bored, and watch for ANY comment I can reply to, which can end in hilarity sometimes...if I'm there, and you put something up there (and the system isn't being an asshole to me), I'll happily give you fodder to work with :P Msummers 03:06, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

• Ronichu and I like eachother wholly unhealthy amounts! It's a destructive cycle. Anyways I've been watching your Flipnote comments. I was just doing the whole "You suck Chris" thing on there. I didn't expect him to add me to his favorites, so since then I've been trying to appear supportive of his awful creations without going too over the top, meaning more commenting with the DSI, and more drawings of Sonichu. The problem with Flipnote Hatena though, is that as near as I can tell there's no way to send private messages, and no way to really ensure Chris will see what you want him to see. The chances of him actually reading all his comments is slim, having him notice you is really more a matter of luck than anything else.--Beat 04:46, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

• I figured as much. Anyway, to prevent getting Sydney'd again I've created an account with the name of a popular Japanese plant, along with a related noun. It should be really easy to spot who I am. I went with the Compliment Chris approach, at least until he notices me, then... I honestly have no plans beyond that- we'll see where it goes. Stage 1: Get noticed. Stage 2: Stage 3: Luls! --Ronichu 16:26, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

• Incidently, how do I set my picture to something more interesting other than the blue man? --Ronichu 16:27, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

I think their little wapanese-run system requires a monthly tugboat to buy into their "PLUS!!1!" crap to get a user picture, an idea so incredibly stupid it works on the minds of waps and DeviantAAARGH refugees. --Eniggy 18:12, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

Hmm...it appears to be a slow day on Hatena, I'll try to look into finding a way to send private messages for you guys, not sure if I'll find anything though, but I know that mail thing HAS to be used for something. Also, I know it's rather noobish to ask, but how would I go about creating my userpage so it isn't a throne of suck? Msummers 19:58, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

Everyone's userpage sucks. Refer to mine for an example. If you want something slightly not godawful, just go on a few people's user pages and rip stuff off of theirs. Some templates and how to do video embedding can be found on my page, while you can upload pictures and stuff using the "Upload File" tab on the left and put that on your page (there's another example on my page, though if you want it as a thumbnail or gallery, you can either take that from someone else or just from an article). Typically, people segregate their user pages into different sections, though I never really have. Thelieisacake 21:38, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

New plan?

Originally, I was to be a splinter cell, simply a person at Chris's side, giving him positive reinforcement to further his ego, however...something much more devious has come to mind. What would everyone happen to think about boosting his ego on FH to the point where he's starting to become smug chris, and then just swipe it all from under him? It's just a dumb thought from out of the blue after reading DJYellow's comment on the Hatena page, but it all seems rather devious. Msummers 21:42, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

Looking at this, I have to say that it would be difficult. Chris has shown an abnormal resilience to psychological damage in the past. He didn't care when his gal-pals "died" or were raped, he barely cared when Liquid married Casey, and he has shown no real care for other relations he's had online, such as for Regina or other people he's talked with by email. If you were to get him to smugness, it would take a lot more than just saying "lol i dont like you" for him to pay attention. It's much easier to let him hurt himself through his own ignorance and stupidity than to try to take him down alone. If you can come up with a more specific way to do it, I'm sure people will be interested in discussing it, but I promise you it wouldn't be easy. Thelieisacake 21:54, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

I'm not talking about just having a fan say "I don't like you", my friend. Unless I am misinterpreting what he said, DJYellow is a mod on flipnote hatena (Please correct me if I'm wrong on this, because otherwise I'll feel like more of an idiot than I alread do.) We all know he gets very depressed when something is taken from him, like a youtube account, or a PSN, for example...So, he has tons of adoring fans on Flipnote Hatena, when suddenly, he's banned from it. How do you think that would make him feel? Msummers 21:58, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

An important thing to note is that absolutely everyone is important everywhere if you take what they say at face value. As far as I can tell, DJYellow has a minor Flipnote account which has had no real love, and he is not an admin. It seems that, because the number of stars given to his flipnotes is about 5x as large as the number of views they've had, he's been giving himself a lot of love and is just seeking more attention here.

Looking at how Chris reacted when he lost his pride and joy, the CWCipedia, which culminated in a single video worth of stuff, I don't think he'd go into a major depression over the loss of his Flipnote profile. A normal person would see that they were losing everything they touched, and would probably get upset over it, but Chris has always looked at the world this way, and so to him this is just typical life and there's no saying if it would affect him at all. Not saying don't go ahead, but again, knocking him down a few pegs is something history has proven is usually best left to Chris himself. Thelieisacake 22:12, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

Something I Just Realized

Since you're somehow on Chris's good side, why not continue your plan to the point where you can acquire his email and get him to use AIM or Yahoo! Messenger? --Eniggy 17:21, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

Actually, because I can't use either of those things. My parents are very strict about what I download because they're very paranoid about viruses. So...at most, Skype or Steam. And if he tried to find my steam account, he would find not only quite a bit of my personal info (including the fact that I have a boyfriend...) which would ruin everything...

I do have a Yahoo email though, so I might at least be able to get him to talk to me through that. Msummers 17:32, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

If you're actually going to get in touch with Chris (Something I'm not about to recommend) the very least you should do is create E-mail addresses, Skype accounts, profiles, ect that have none of your personal information on them. For god's sake, don't give him anything real.--Beat 18:06, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

What's funny is that it's very hard to tell what is 'real' with me...Only my steam account holds my real name, and everything else normally holds some sort of alias I've come up with over the years. Even if I do talk to Chris, everything he 'knows' about me will end up being information from someone completely non-existant.

Makes me tempted to try something I did on Runescape back when I was just an idiot...hm.Msummers 18:14, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

1. What did you try on Runescape?
2. Holy shit, you played Runescape?! --Edward 18:19, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

• • I played runescape for a while many years ago, and then I turned it into a bot account which is still going due to Jagex's shitty bot detection system. Thelieisacake 18:24, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

One, I went to popular clan chats and told people that I was an actual anthropomorphic fox, as in, an actual, real furry. It worked surprisingly well, there are people from that who are still friends with me to this day, who don't really know I was trolling them. I find it ironic though that it was the kids who would accuse me of lying and the adults who actually believed me. I want to see if this scheme would work on Chris, especially because the name I am using right now is the same name I used back then.

Two, I was thirteen at the time, and yes, I know I'll never live it down. Msummers 18:28, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

It doesn't surprise me the adults believed you more than the kids. It's actually quite pathetic. Bill Lumburg 18:32, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

It's worse that my proof was just an really small crop of a Zen drawing. The kids saw it as a cartoon, the adults just saw it as a "blurry photo". But, that's off topic. The question is, do you think Chris would fall for this?

Probably. I remind you that this is a man who believes he can recycle his semen by drinking it. He'll fall for anything. --Edward 18:38, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

It's speculated that he things cartoon people are real. If you execute it right, it just may work. I suggest you find some way to explain why furries don't show themselves more in real life or something. Bill Lumburg 18:39, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

I actually did that on Runescape. Apparently, there's a conspiracy theory in the government to keep furries secret, as regular people would not be accepting of them. I would use the story of the werewolf as evidence of this. It would normally work. Msummers 18:48, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

Then let the hilarity begin! --Edward 18:46, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

No. Chris is retarded, but he isn't that retarded. It won't work. --Espanolic 19:26, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

'Tis okay, I'm planning on using it as more of an afterthought than a troll plot, I first have to establish connection with him before I start really making any plans of what to do with it. Get on talking terms, then determine what to say. If the opportunity arises, of course, and he tries to get to know me more personally, I shall use this as my backstory. It seems to have worked on normal and intelligent people in the past, so we'll see what I can do with a delusional crazy person. Msummers 19:32, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

Uh-oh...

I've been revealed in the comments, it seems. Well, it was fun while it lasted, and unless I can come up with a good argument to prove otherwise before Chris goes to look, I'm kinda screwed.

At the very least, thanks for playing with me while it lasted, it was quite fun :P Msummers 20:37, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

Hm...It appears to be crisis averted, the flipnote with the comment was deleted, so Chris may never see it. Anyways, it's time to stop messing around for right now as my parents need me, I shall be back in two hours to continue my patrolling of the flipnote comments, and I hope to see you all soon. Msummers 23:01, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

Nice job on today's performance. Did excellent during the vuvuzela part. --Eniggy 23:07, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

Thanks! You did well too, As did the others who participated...Troll-chan was a bit rude though, revealing me on the Cwcki, but it was all in good fun so it's not that big of a deal. Anyways, going to be going back to Hatena right now, if you're willing to join me in more fun. Msummers 01:00, 30 June 2010 (UTC)

At the very least he believes you are a girl and fan since he gave you a shoutout in the latest flipnote. I say keep going! Maybe you can be his next boyfriend-free girl. Xynar 02:33, 30 June 2010 (UTC)

Sakura's poem

Is there any way we can help Chris find that SakuraBlossom chick's poem? She got a shout out too, which was neat. Just FYI, who she is should be relatively easy to find out by looking at this page, and her full name is Anne Hiro. (say it out loud if you don't get it)--Ronichu 03:11, 30 June 2010 (UTC)

Okay, so Chris purged all the comments from every flipnote, except for Sakura's poem on the Cheesey one. Seems she's gotten herself a DSi now and made some flipnotes here: http://flipnote.hatena.com/9C6792D0F3618798@DSi/ .

SUMMERS!

I gotta go home now. I'll be a good five minutes. Breadgod's taking a shit right now, so I'll need you to hold the fort. I think JESUS had a heart attack at the keyboard and died, or I hope anyway. Still though, i'll need someone to watch recent changes in case he raises himself from the dead. Can you cover for me? --Edward 20:01, 2 July 2010 (UTC)

I shall try! Chris just reenabled comments on Flipnote as well, so it appears I'll be quite busy.

TO ARMS! Msummers 20:03, 2 July 2010 (UTC)

Whoa...Wait a minute!

Did anyone else notice that all three of us had to use the restroom right after each other? I think this may be a divine sign or something, or it's just me. Anyways, Lime banned the jackass, and now we appear to be safe. So it appears it's time to see what I can do in the flipnote comments. Msummers 20:16, 2 July 2010 (UTC)

Ah, it's good to be back...The fresh stale air, the smell of soda cans all around me, and people calling me a troll on Flipnote. This is a good day.

Anyways, just saying, I am back now, if there's anything I can help with. For the most part, I'll just be doing stuff on Hatena (I would like to know, by the way, who certain people are. I don't want to offend anyone in the comments with my little charade.) I'll try to be here and on Hatena as often as I can, and I hope to get some results and see you all soon! Msummers 13:31, 4 August 2010 (PDT)

A Short, Sweet Reminder.

I am not Chris. I do not pretend to be Chris, even though I use his manner of typing sometimes. This is so that he will identify with me. Please do not spread word that I am a sockpuppet of Chris, nor edit pages to tell people that I am Chris, because I simply am not.

Thank you for reading this stupid reminder which has been placed here due to my noticing that people seem to think I am Chris.

Which is False.

Also, if people wouldn't mind. I would appreciate some help in the Flipnote comments. It is rather lonely in there, I think, and the company would be quite Enjoyable. Msummers 14:43, 8 August 2010 (PDT)

My bad. --Xanabit 15:18, 8 August 2010 (PDT)

Hi Summers, I'm pretty sure Chris isn't reading the flipnote comments anymore. --Ronichu 16:24, 8 August 2010 (PDT)

Yeah, so am I, albeit it is kinda fun to see what I can get out of the people who come by from time to time, and there's always the off chance that he IS paying attention.

Consider me a stupid source of lulz until Chris does something more notable, if you want someone stupid to mess with, I'm almost always on hatena, and Steam. Msummers 18:10, 8 August 2010 (PDT)