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* Lars spent $35 on 6 credit cards for boats. He won't let addiction rule his life anymore | * Lars spent $35 on 6 credit cards for boats. He won't let addiction rule his life anymore | ||
* Chris swears on the grave on his [[Aunt Corina]] he will not spend anymore on his PS3 (at least it wasn't [[Patti]]) | * Chris swears on the grave on his [[Aunt Corina]] he will not spend anymore on his PS3 (at least it wasn't [[Patti]]) | ||
* Lars spends time volunteering at the hospital watching [[Bob| old white men]] dying. | |||
* More bitching about trolls. | |||
==Transcript== | ==Transcript== | ||
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Revision as of 17:59, 6 November 2010
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The Lars Call is a 90 minute phone conversation where Chris has a discussion about addictions, a parade he promised Jackie, what he would do for a woman, and boats with a black gentleman who happens to be Jackie's on-again off-again boyfriend. Chris gets comfortable with ebonics, and hilarity ensues.
Highlights
- Jackie's miscarriage
- Lars getting rid of his boats, Chris gets rid of his legos
- Lars doesn't go to school because people play Kick the Nigga
- Lars doesn't understand autism, after Chris's explanation, he thinks it's like Aspergers
- Chris whines about trolls,not getting a job, and being called a homo. Lars hears him
- Chris doesn't like when people say "gay" as in stupid, Lars doesn't like when people say "nigga" out of context
- Sonichu (didn't see that coming), Chris incorporates IRL enemies. Lars tells him to continue the comic in order to conquer the trolls
- Lars says Jackie is upset because she isn't an inspiration for Chris to do the comic, and he sometimes doesn't do what he tells her he will.
- Chris tells Lars he's a virgin, Lars says that explains his rage against the trolls.
- Chris rewrites the comic so he doesn't kill "Alec Benson Nigga"
- Jackie better not burn that casserole.
- Chris promised a parade to Jackie, Chris denies it, Lars has the e-mail proving he did.
- Jackie initially broke up with Lars because he told her he'd lose the boats, and he didn't. Chris feels him. Chris is Lars's Nigga
- Chris is willing to give up the Moon and Mercury if he had it, for Jackie. He's really giving up video games, but he won't sell his "PS Triple"
- Lars spent $35 on 6 credit cards for boats. He won't let addiction rule his life anymore
- Chris swears on the grave on his Aunt Corina he will not spend anymore on his PS3 (at least it wasn't Patti)
- Lars spends time volunteering at the hospital watching old white men dying.
- More bitching about trolls.
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