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[[Image:Obama.jpg|thumb|right|Obama's favorite Rolling Stone song? "Paint It Black."]]
[[Image:Obama.jpg|thumb|right|Obama's favorite Rolling Stone song? "Paint It Black."]]


The 44th and current president of the United States of America.  Because he is [[African Americans|black]] (half black, anyway), [[Chris]], being the ''somewhat''racist [[autistic]] that he is, <strike>finds</strike> previously found him very detestable.
The 44th and current president of the United States of America.  Because he is [[African Americans|black]] (half black, anyway), [[Chris]], being the ''somewhat'' racist [[autistic]] that he is, <strike>finds</strike> previously found him very detestable.


He appears briefly in [[Sonichu 8|issue 8]] in episode 17 painting the white house black.  There was a popular joke where he did so after winning the presidential office.  Chris obviously took this joke way too seriously, even believing it as an actual rumor about Obama.
He appears briefly in [[Sonichu 8|issue 8]] in episode 17 painting the white house black.  There was a popular joke where he did so after winning the presidential office.  Chris obviously took this joke way too seriously, even believing it as an actual rumor about Obama.

Revision as of 09:09, 14 March 2009

Obama's favorite Rolling Stone song? "Paint It Black."

The 44th and current president of the United States of America. Because he is black (half black, anyway), Chris, being the somewhat racist autistic that he is, finds previously found him very detestable.

He appears briefly in issue 8 in episode 17 painting the white house black. There was a popular joke where he did so after winning the presidential office. Chris obviously took this joke way too seriously, even believing it as an actual rumor about Obama.

Chris, while initially disliking Obama, felt he and Obama were much a lot alike, in that they were both discriminated against, essentially equating Kick the Autistic with actual racial discrimination. Chris admitted that after watching the A&E documentary on Obama and McCain, he decided to vote for Obama because he felt he had more in common with him. Once again, democracy fails us...

White House Gag

Chris's brilliant political satire in action. See, it's funny, because Bush is known to poke his political rivals with a broom he carries with him at all times.

While still a Senator, Obama made a cameo appearance in Sonichu #8, featured in one of the multitude of bizarre elevator gags seen as Sonichu and Rosechu ascend to the top of the 4-cent_garbage.com building. Inexplicably, the entire White House is contained on the 51st floor, where Candidate Obama is painting the exterior black. Below, Senator John McCain (R-AZ) who ran against Obama in the 2008 Presidential race, chides Obama for presuming to redecorate the White House before actually securing the election. Senator Hilary Clinton (D-NY), who would later become Obama's Secretary of State, and McCain's running mate, Alaska Governor Sarah Palin, also look on with annoyance. This page was removed from CWC's site along with the comic pages featuring pornography; the pornographic pages were restored in the Luv Shack, but the Obama page stayed gone completely.

From inside the White House, then-President George W. Bush (looking a lot like Giovanni) notices Obama's audacious paintjob, and takes matters into his own hands. Using a broom, he tips over Obama's ladder. The implied extent of Obama's injuries from the fall are left up to the imagination of the reader (and hopefully the Secret Service).

In a rare instance of giving credit for other people's ideas, Chris acknowledges that his father Bob Chandler inspired the gag. Whether this is Chris's feeble attempt to integrate his father into his comic, or a weak effort to shift the blame if anyone takes offense, is unclear.

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