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George W. Bush

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There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — You can't get fooled again.
 

 

—George W. Bush

 
 
HE UPLOADED the pics I SENT to him onto the ED page. It was NOT MY FAULT, because he FOOLED ME ONCE, Shame on HIM.
 

 

—Christian W. Chandler[1]

George Bush
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Information
Name George W. Bush
Date of Birth 6 July 1946 (age 71)
Gender Male
Nationality American
Race White
Occupation President, United States (2001–2009)
Preceded by Bill Clinton
Succeeded by Barack Obama

George W. Bush (born 6 July 1946) served as the 43rd President of the United States from 2001 to 2009. He also appears to be one of the few men on Earth Chris respects. Though Bush was President at the time Chris wrote that list, it is unclear if Chris means that he likes Bush personally, or just whoever happens to hold of the office at any given time. Bush's likeness was invoked multiple times by Chris during his Presidency. In 2009, he was succeeded by Barack Obama.

Role in the PVCC Crisis of 2004

 
 
I got SUSPENDED FROM PVCC by the Board, and I have that Meddling XXXXX to thank for this as well. I am SUPER ANGRY! >8( My Dad is blood-thirsty for revenge as well. He’s going to write to US PRESIDENT, George W. Bush Jr., and Laura Bush, to help me get allowed back to PVCC. WE ALL CURSE DEATH upon that XXXXX, Mary Lee Walsh!
 

 

—Christian's blog, September 16, 2004

Surprisingly, President Bush did not intervene on behalf of the Chandlers. The ramifications of this inaction are sure to be debated by Presidential historians for centuries to come.

Appearance in Sonichu #8

Despite Bush's refusal to help the Chandlers in 2004, Chris would honor him in 2008 by featuring him in the final issue of Sonichu produced before he left office. In it, Bush is seen tipping over a ladder being used by his eventual successor Barack Obama as he attempts to paint the White House black.

Superfluous use of "Jr."

Like many other English mistakes he has made, Chris consistently calls him George W. Bush Jr. The Jr. is not needed, because the lone middle initial distinguishes him from his father George H. W. Bush. This may just be a cultural thing, however, as Chris's half-brother Cole Smithey also calls him George Bush Jr.[2]

ED edit

In an ED edit, Chris invoked President Bush in order to fight the slanderous trolls at ED.

Dahlings, by order of of President George Bush Junior, there shall be no naughty, grotesque posts of this dahling US citizen.

Any new posts, or deletion of this official message shall be found punishable to the fullest extent of American Law.

From the Secreterial Desk of the White House,

The President, George Bush

Obviously, this had the complete opposite effect of what he had intended.

Sources

  1. Chris_E-mails_2008#September
  2. [1]
  3. http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997405266&oldid=1997404425

See also

List of males Chris doesn't hate, according to Chris

I. Chris II. Bob Chandler III. Santa Clause IV. Jesus V. God

VI. The President of the United States:
Barack Obama (as of 2009)

VII. All the World Leaders:
Kim Jong UnMahmoud AhmadinejadManuel Noriega

VIII. ALL male acquaintances and friends, past and present:
Cole SmitheyDr. David Alan ChandlerJonathan CareyUncle Raymond
Joshua MartinezJoseph HerringWes IseliLucasMimmsRobert Simmons V (as of 2009)

List of males Chris doesn't hate, corrected for accuracy

I. Chris II. Bob Chandler III. Santa Clause IV. Jesus V. God VI. The Bear

VII. The former Presidents of the United States:
George W. BushBarack Obama

VIII. Select male acquaintances and friends, past and present:
Robert Simmons VKenneth Erwin EnglehardtWilliam Elliott Waterman

IX. Celebrities:
Jack BlackJerry SeinfeldRed SkeltonR.L. StineSeth MacFarlaneVarious comedians

X. Robots:
MegatronOptimus Prime

XI. Hedgehogs:
Sonic the HedgehogBionic the Hedgehog

XII. Electric Hedgehog Pokémon:
Sonichu (Ultra SonichuMetonic)
Wild SonichuPunchy SonichuMagi-ChanBlakeDJ JamstaBlazeBob SonichuMitch SonichuDarkbind Sonichu

XIII. Pornstars:
Bailey Jay

List of males Chris does hate

JERKS