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'''Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.''' (4 September [[Pre-1980#1920s|1927]]- 6 September [[2011]]) was the father of [[Christian Weston Chandler]], [[Carol Chandler]] and [[David Alan Chandler]], and husband of [[Barbara Weston Chandler]]. Bob became a firm favorite with [[trolls]] due to Chris's intense dislike of him and Bob's infamous cameo when he walked in on Chris [[mass debating]]. His nickname, "The [[Internet]] Lumberjack," comes from this incident. | |||
While loathed by and estranged from his other children and step-child, Bob was still viewed as a better parent than his wife [[Barbara]]. This is due to Bob being somewhat concerned with Chris's status as a [[virgin with rage]], and the fact that he occasionally tried to guilt his son into being more considerate, bringing up the fact that he devoted 29 years to raising the selfish manchild. Of course, Chris was unfazed by these attempts. | |||
Bob conversed with numerous trolls. A lot of information was gained from these chats, mostly due to his tendency to yammer on. | |||
('''[[ | Bob died on 6 September 2011, at Martha Jefferson Hospital ICU surrounded by his family, his pastor and hospital staff. Bob is presumably spending the afterlife in [[Chris and Religion|that great Klan rally in the sky]] - cutting down the [[Chris and the Internet|internet]] of other blessed souls, but also taking the time to haunt the [[Dreams|dreams]] of Chris's [[Trolls|enemies]], aided by his [[Patti|dead hell hound.]] | ||
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Robert Franklin Chandler Jr. (4 September 1927- 6 September 2011) was the father of Christian Weston Chandler, Carol Chandler and David Alan Chandler, and husband of Barbara Weston Chandler. Bob became a firm favorite with trolls due to Chris's intense dislike of him and Bob's infamous cameo when he walked in on Chris mass debating. His nickname, "The Internet Lumberjack," comes from this incident.
While loathed by and estranged from his other children and step-child, Bob was still viewed as a better parent than his wife Barbara. This is due to Bob being somewhat concerned with Chris's status as a virgin with rage, and the fact that he occasionally tried to guilt his son into being more considerate, bringing up the fact that he devoted 29 years to raising the selfish manchild. Of course, Chris was unfazed by these attempts.
Bob conversed with numerous trolls. A lot of information was gained from these chats, mostly due to his tendency to yammer on.
Bob died on 6 September 2011, at Martha Jefferson Hospital ICU surrounded by his family, his pastor and hospital staff. Bob is presumably spending the afterlife in that great Klan rally in the sky - cutting down the internet of other blessed souls, but also taking the time to haunt the dreams of Chris's enemies, aided by his dead hell hound.
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This template sits pride of place on the CWCki Main Page. It is a way of displaying some of the better quality articles on the CWCki. It is not usually the article that describes the most recent Chris-related event, though it often can be. Suggestions for new articles to be displayed here can be discussed either on this template's talk page, or on the CWCki:Community Portal.